The Energon Pub

So I was thinking the other day, the 86 movie had plenty of lines that fans still quote today and get all giddy over. ("One shall stand, one shall fall", "I've got better things to do tonight than die", "Me Grimlock not kisser, me king", and of course the universal greeting, etc etc etc).

So what about the new movie? Any lines (not counting lines that were ripped from the old movie) that you guys/gals find fun, quotable, and worthy of being added to TF canon/lore/fandom ?

My first pick is "Bring the rain!"

And, to quote Asepticon, after seeing the movie at BotCon, " 'Bros before hoes' is now officially TF canon!" lol.

" Whats crackin' little bitches " "It's Starscream"

Jazz:You want a piece of me?
Megatron:No! I want 2!

My favourite, and it's not even from one of the TFs...

Glen: "Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me, CRIMINAL!"

Ironhide: "Why are we protecting the humans? They are a violent and primitive race."

Prime: "Were we so different?"

These are all from memory:

Lennox: "This thing is wicked!"

Glen: "I ate the whole plate. The whole plate." Feel free to change this one up, i.e. "I [blanked] the whole [blank]."

Sam: "I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot. Who knew?" <---- Classic!

Sam: "Goodnight handsome man!"

Mikaela: "They just had a giant droid death match!" (Have to confirm wording.)

Mikaela: "You are the strangest boy I've ever met."

Sam's mom, to his dad after Sam's car belches smoke all over the yard: "Wow. You are so cheap."
Sam's dad: "It's his first car. It's supposed to be like that."

Crazy clown costume car salesman: "It's hot. Makeup's melting, hurts my eyes."

BTW Roll-out, your avatar makes me feel kinda funny.

Mine is "You fail me yet again, Starscream".

Thought of a few more.

Bobby B: "Get your cousin outta that clown suit, he's scarin white people!" (may not be exact wording)

Sam's Mom: "It's his bling!" (in reference to Mojo's jewelry)

And some great Megatron lines:

"Is it fear or courage that compels you, fleshling?"
"Give me the Allspark and you may live to be my pet."

Anything Megan fox sed

Frenzy: Oh ****!

I found tF quotes through the world..screw it, here's a page full.
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Transformers_%28film%29

I've used a few, but I've tweaked them.

Person 1: You want some of this? Huh? Huh? You want some?
Person 2: No, I want ALL of it!

Person 1: Guess it's just you and me now.
Person 2: Yeah? Well, I give it about five seconds before it's just me!

Big guys, big robots with big guns.-Agent simmons

Anything Megatron said. Greatest badass bad guy in a long time.

Optimus Prime: Get out of the car.
Agent Simmons: Uh...me? You want me to—
Optimus Prime: NOW!!!
Agent Simmons: All right. I'm getting out.

That was just so badass.

BB-Who's gunna drive you home tonight
Jazz-Fire it up Optimus
Optimus-Please let this work

Ironhide: "You feeling lucky, punk" - classic!

An_de wrote:Ironhide: "You feeling lucky, punk" - classic!

Ironhide should have said Eastwood's other classic line "Go ahead, make my day."

Ratchet-The boys pharamone level sudgest he wants to mate with the female.

AUTOBOT STITH wrote:Ratchet-The boys pharamone level sudgest he wants to mate with the female.

Yes, that's a good one!

I agree with "everything Megatron said"... though I particularly liked "I can SMELL you, boy!" and "Is it fear or courage that compels you, fleshling?" The bit where he says "Disgusting!" and flicks a bystander into a car is kind of darkly funny, too.

Ironhide was another one who got a lot of good lines:

"The parents are very irritating. Can I take them out?"
"Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans! What is with you?!"
"Well, I'm just saying we could... it's an option."

There's also the Sector 7 weirdos:

"Hi there."
"You don't seem afraid. Are you not surprised to see us?"
"Look, there are S7 protocols, okay? I'm not authorized to communicate with you, except to tell you that I can't communicate with you."

Other stuff:

Agree with, "They just had a giant robot death match!" and "I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot. Who knew?"

Also:

"If he's supposed to be some super advanced robot, why does he turn back into this piece of crap Camaro?"

"Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?"

"Satan's Camaro is in my yard!"

"It's a robot. You know, like a super advanced robot. It's probably Japanese. ...definitely Japanese."

"The paint's faded."
"It's a custom job!"
"It's custom faded?"

Optimus Prime- With the Allspark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars: we are here, we are waiting.

Oooooh that line gives me the chills.
Optimus-Bubmblebee stop lubricating the man.

Fox: "We're gonna die!"
Sam: "We're NOT gonna die...trust me, this car is a kick-ass driver."
(2 seconds later)
Sam: "WE"RE GONNA DIE!"

LOL
Megatron-You fail me yet again Starscream
Mikeala-If he can transform why does he go back to this peace of crap Camaro?
Sam-Oh great you pisted him off.