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Thought that you had seen all of the official Transformers Movie merchandise?

Think again!

The Transformers "Bye Bye Boo Boo" Therapeutic Ice pack for pain and fever relief has been found in a US Target.

Officially licensed by Hasbro, the packaging for the re-usable ice gel set claims to "Helps make your Boo-boo's all better so you'll feel all better!"


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Prime: Autobots transform and-- wait...WHERE's MY Body?!

This should come standard for all HMW 'Cons.

Um.....yea, that's all I can say.....

You have GOT to be kidding me!!!

All we need now is TF Movie DNA samples and the product list will be complete.

I have nieces and nephews.

I love them dearly.

They, like Uncle Liege, love Transformers.

As Children, they do get scrapes and bruises.

However, if I ever see them or any child for that matter crying while holding this on their superficial injury...

I'm gonna punch them on the top of their heads, teach them what injury realy is and let them know Optimus wouldn't want them to act like a little bitch.

makes me wonder where the official tansformers Baldness Detection Prevention device went. I mean come on, if they make this and then make a movie accurate Prime with ears of a bunny, The possiblities are endless!

I'm waiting for the official TF movie athletic supporter and kup...

GET IT?!?!?!

(ducking to avoid thrown tomatoes...)

Its official, Habro has no lows. After seeing this i think i died a little inside.

I want one! ...If only for the novelty of it. I swear, Hasbro is getting REALLY creative with this stuff! Kudos to them!

I agree with Windracer: If anything I'd get one of these just for the novelty of it. I'm on the edge of my seat, not really I like leaning back in my comfy desk chair, for what they'll toss at us to milk some more out of this movie.

say what that is just weard but i guess any thing with primes face make money

Yeah but now even Spider-Man is laughing at us. Tauntingly poking his plushed motorized "ittsy bittsy spider" singing figure in our direction.

It must be in the HBA section we haven't reset that area yet

See Prime CAN do anything.

"Freedom from pain is the right of all sentient beings' joints."

Marvel's 1980s TF G1 Comic Book called, they want their decapitated Prime back.

I thought they had already pushed their limits with the safe-shaving set. Can't wait for Scorponok Isect-Buzzers and Arcee-flavored tampons

Wouldn't it make more sense if it was Megatron or Bumblebee since they were the ones getting frozen in the movie?

Rushie wrote:[...] Arcee-flavored tampons

Insert key to activate features.

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

...wait, theres nothing funny about that. THERE SELLOUTS

You know, as sad as the marketing for the TF Movie has become... that's actually pretty cool art for Movie-Optimus. Highly stylized, much like a bridge between the Movie and Animated styles. I wonder of we'll be seeing more of this particular look from Hasbro in the months to come, to help 'wean us off' of the Movie look...

Jazzz wrote:Wouldn't it make more sense if it was Megatron or Bumblebee since they were the ones getting frozen in the movie?

Or Ratchet, since he's the medic?

Or Bonecrusher, since he's the one who got decapitated in the film?

Is it me, or is Transformers target audience getting younger and younger? What's next? BumbleBee BaBa's? How about we go even younger still. An Optimus Prime Paternity Test that transform into a thermometer.

Shoulda been Ratchet...medic and all...

Am I the only one who thinks these are sorta cute? If I had a li'l kid, I'd definately buy em' one.