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Transformer Movie Robot Designers Have Dirty Minds?

Posted:
Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:43 am
by moldavite
I went to the website
http://www.transformersmovie.com where they showed closeup detailed images of Optimus Prime and Bumblebee. While admiring the great detail of these move bots from head to toe, I could not help but notice something odd about the crotch areas of Bee and Prime. (Not that I was purposely looking there, but it's just so obvious.)
Now is it just me, or does Bumblebee look like he has not only his license plate, but his gas cap where his crotch is? Was he peeing gasoline on Simmons in the movie?
Now we come to Prime's crotch area which I found even more disturbing. Now, is it just me again, or is that his truck stickshift jutting out of his crotch? Or some truck part of some sort? What is that thing? Well, maybe it's just that one image of him. I don't know.
If these robot designers are doing all of this on purpose for a laugh, I hate to see what they are going to do to Arcee and perhaps Elita One.
Re: Transformer Movie Robot Designers Have Dirty Minds?

Posted:
Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:31 am
by Burn
The problem isn't with the movie designers .....
Re: Transformer Movie Robot Designers Have Dirty Minds?

Posted:
Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:50 am
by autobot commander
its not the designers fault, its how you think of it as being the way you think of it. its your own veiw that makes it the way you see it.
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Posted:
Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:59 am
by Agent 007
autobot commander wrote:its not the designers fault, its how you think of it as being the way you think of it. its your own veiw that makes it the way you see it.
same here I see nothing wrong with em.
Re: Transformer Movie Robot Designers Have Dirty Minds?

Posted:
Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:14 pm
by Liege Evilmus
Whats with all the recent intrest in bot crotches lately. This is like the billionth post this week!?!
I have the CliffJumper redeco next to me right now, and I don't see anything wrong with it.
Granted Arcee looks naked on that one comic cover where she's standing with Prime, but realy people need to go find a fix for their cyberwang facinations.
Go get some TransformerPorn, and get it out of your system already

Re: Transformer Movie Robot Designers Have Dirty Minds?

Posted:
Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:14 pm
by neutralstate
an image is as dirty as the person viewing it, lol.
Re: Transformer Movie Robot Designers Have Dirty Minds?

Posted:
Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:02 pm
by moldavite
I am simply bothered by this, and movie Elita One's bio, along with a naked-looking movie Arcee on a comic cover, because these toys are made for kids. I'm wondering if some parents have already noticed these "subtle things" and are complaining to Hasbro.
But then again, we are a very Puritanical thinking people (though our society's behavior behavior says otherwise). Maybe TFs, like many other cultures such as the Native Hawaiians (before Hawaii was invaded by the U.S. and others) don't have as many modesty taboos or any at all. Assuming they procreate like us in similar ways, maybe they see such processes as something normal and nothing to cover up, hide, and be ashamed of. Maybe they wear armor only for protection and nothing else.
Re: Transformer Movie Robot Designers Have Dirty Minds?

Posted:
Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:23 pm
by Shadowman
I looked at the images you're talking about. Honestly, it's about as phallic as a baseball.
But really, it's more like a rorschach test. You see whatever your mind tells you to see.
Re: Transformer Movie Robot Designers Have Dirty Minds?

Posted:
Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:04 pm
by Bumblebeast
A shiftstick is a shifstick is a shifstick.
You see penises, I see auto parts.
One of us seems to have a problem.

Re: Transformer Movie Robot Designers Have Dirty Minds?

Posted:
Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:57 pm
by Dead Metal
Those things are there purly to make the design more interesting, like in this pic:
http://dead-metal.deviantart.com/art/Sp ... s-75384763Just click it to enlarge and have a look at doublecros's crouch, what do you see?
Yes I have placed that there just to let it look more interesting, and if you have a look at al other Tfs ever you will see that they have croches with stuff added to them too look intersting.
And I don't see why anybody would complain about adding detail to it. I mean I haven't meet anybody jet who wen't: "OMFG! a license plate!"
It's just interesting detail.
Re: Transformer Movie Robot Designers Have Dirty Minds?

Posted:
Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:31 am
by sto_vo_kor_2000
moldavite wrote:I went to the website
http://www.transformersmovie.com where they showed closeup detailed images of Optimus Prime and Bumblebee. While admiring the great detail of these move bots from head to toe, I could not help but notice something odd about the crotch areas of Bee and Prime. (Not that I was purposely looking there, but it's just so obvious.)
Now is it just me, or does Bumblebee look like he has not only his license plate, but his gas cap where his crotch is? Was he peeing gasoline on Simmons in the movie?
Now we come to Prime's crotch area which I found even more disturbing. Now, is it just me again, or is that his truck stickshift jutting out of his crotch? Or some truck part of some sort? What is that thing? Well, maybe it's just that one image of him. I don't know.
If these robot designers are doing all of this on purpose for a laugh, I hate to see what they are going to do to Arcee and perhaps Elita One.
Not again

Re: Transformer Movie Robot Designers Have Dirty Minds?

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Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:01 am
by Autobot032
Liege Evilmus wrote:Whats with all the recent intrest in bot crotches lately.
They, how you say... love t3h bot p3n1$3$.
Re: Transformer Movie Robot Designers Have Dirty Minds?

Posted:
Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:59 pm
by Autobot Snake Eyes
I was looking at a Magazine,(Rocket to be exact)
and I saw a pic of movie OP,
I really hope I'm not the only one that thinks that OP is having a erection......
Again, I really wish I did'nt see that.
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Posted:
Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:47 pm
by Wheelimus Prime
you guys are pretty disturbed
Re: Transformer Movie Robot Designers Have Dirty Minds?

Posted:
Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:46 pm
by ***Galvatron***
Satan's Camaro wrote:I was looking at a Magazine,(Rocket to be exact)
and I saw a pic of movie OP,
I really hope I'm not the only one that thinks that OP is having a erection......
Again, I really wish I did'nt see that.
We really wished you hadn't posted that !

hahahahahahahahaha
Re: Transformer Movie Robot Designers Have Dirty Minds?

Posted:
Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:40 pm
by Raymond101
uh, since when did Arcee appear 'naked'? All robots are naked in the comics anyway.
Re: Transformer Movie Robot Designers Have Dirty Minds?

Posted:
Thu May 01, 2008 1:21 pm
by Dagon
Burn wrote:The problem isn't with the movie designers .....
Once again, Burn has the answer right.
Re: Transformer Movie Robot Designers Have Dirty Minds?

Posted:
Thu May 01, 2008 6:41 pm
by Shadowman
Raymond101 wrote:uh, since when did Arcee appear 'naked'? All robots are naked in the comics anyway.
Except for a few who have full-body armor (Only G1 Ultra Magnus comes to mind) they're all pretty much naked.
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Posted:
Thu May 01, 2008 9:17 pm
by Zombie Starscream
Satan's Camaro wrote:I was looking at a Magazine,(Rocket to be exact)
and I saw a pic of movie OP,
I really hope I'm not the only one that thinks that OP is having a erection......
Again, I really wish I did'nt see that.
I really hope that that is just a trick of the eyes. Otherwise a robo-erection is disturbing on just too many levels
Plus it gives
fangirls too much material, and NOBODY wants that.
Re: Transformer Movie Robot Designers Have Dirty Minds?

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Mon May 05, 2008 1:06 pm
by Dagon
Shadowman wrote:Raymond101 wrote:uh, since when did Arcee appear 'naked'? All robots are naked in the comics anyway.
Except for a few who have full-body armor (Only G1 Ultra Magnus comes to mind) they're all pretty much naked.
I remember being a very young child and thinking that if the Transformers were always walking around naked they must be so embarrassed. What are they supposed to do, wear pants?
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Posted:
Mon May 05, 2008 2:25 pm
by The Chronic
robot cocks are natural
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Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 11:16 pm
by Auto Bot
Makes them more human. Not to mention more sexy.
The movie was geared to appeal to adults anyway.
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Posted:
Sat May 10, 2008 5:33 pm
by Magnimus
Too bad movie Dreadwing didn't show up on film. We could have got some close ups of his pink, flip-out Decepticon peen.
Re: Transformer Movie Robot Designers Have Dirty Minds?

Posted:
Sat May 10, 2008 6:56 pm
by ***Galvatron***
Magnimus wrote:Too bad movie Dreadwing didn't show up on film. We could have got some close ups of his pink, flip-out Decepticon peen.
??? if this is true I'm glad this is one toy I have not collected then!

Re: Transformer Movie Robot Designers Have Dirty Minds?

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Sun May 11, 2008 12:01 pm
by Magnimus
***Galvatron*** wrote:??? if this is true I'm glad this is one toy I have not collected then!

Truefax. Who would make up something like this. Sorry it is upside down for some reason:
