The Energon Pub

Posted: **Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:10 pm**

http://www.hollywoodmamablog.com/2008/05/20/toilet-shy-shia/#more-834

Interviewer:“So what parts of your life are you keeping to yourself?, Usually you seem so, you know, uncensored.”

Shia: “I used to **** on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”

Posted: **Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:19 pm**

Oy, I thought this was new. Apparently I'm a year late to this one.

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:47 am**

It's still funny. I forgot about it.

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:42 am**

Disturbing.

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:55 am**

So is this

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/1 ... 13818.html

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:33 pm**

He's clearly a bright guy, but I guess you have to be a little screwed up to be a good actor.

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:10 pm**

Is it really true that Shia's name means "thankyou lord for the beef"? I know, nothing to do with poo but... y'know.

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:54 pm**

SonicWave wrote:Is it really true that Shia's name means "thankyou lord for the beef"? I know, nothing to do with poo but... y'know.

Two conflicting answers.

One site said "Gift from God" and LaBeouf means "The beef".

The other site said Shia means "****" in French. The beef remains true in both versions.

But, that's not correct. **** is merde in French. Shia is Shia.

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:57 pm**

First off, The Beef? Best frat name ever.

Second, that first blog doesn't exactly sound credible. That news article sounds like your garden-variety troubled human being. Except for the Oedipus line at the end.

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