I will now address every complaint this nitpicky writer has.
1) That one bugged me, too.
2) Megatron wasn't as damaged as Optimus and he
still needed spare parts to be fixed.
3) I'm guessing that all of the Transformers give off huge amounts of energy and radiation, since Simmons said Frenzy's two-year-old, deactivated head was still radioactive. And they might not have used sonars; those ships were assigned to guard the Decepticon remains, surely they had specialized equipment.
4) He turns into a microscope. Not to mention that even his eyes probably have zoom limitations. The lenses can't hurt!
5) Pretender's have been around for a while, so they concept of Transformers disguised as humans isn't new. Also, she might have had some super-advanced suspension system or something to avoid crushing Sam. And I'm pretty sure Sam mentioned Alice being heavy while making up excuses for Mikaela in the library.
6) Optimus was most likely based off of the original Primes. In the first movie, Maggie suggested that the Transformers were DNA-based machines, so there could be some kind of DNA recombination involved in making hatchlings. And perhaps Optimus was hatched before the Primes sacrificed themselves, but was so young that he had yet to earn to title of Prime. And as for Megatron killing Optimus, that was a lucky hit when Optimus was distracted and probably not in peak mental condition.
7) Lazy editing?
8) Since when are movies required to make geographical sense in areas most audiences aren't familiar with? As for the railgun thing, the writer obviously has no idea
how awesome railguns are.9) Only the
Nostalgia Critic called it Robot Heaven. It was most likely a dream sequence caused by the Matrix when he temporarily died.
10) Here goes nothing. In order:
- Who cares?
- Maybe his mom was onto something in the first film. :P
- He's comic relief. He doesn't have to accomplish anything!
- He could have been in stasis. Or commanding the Decepticons on Cybertron. Or something. Maybe the comics addressed this, I have yet to read them.
- Soundwave hacked it and could probably pick up additional transmissions.
- The writers thought it was funny.
- The writers thought this was funny, too.
- The Constructicons who form Devastator don't transform, so they could share alt modes while having different robot modes (if any).
- Wow, was he paying attention? They have new guns, railguns, and air strikes that seemed pretty damn effective to me. Not to mention that the government's plan was not to fight the Decepticons alone, but rather to make them follow the Autobots away from Earth.
- Ancient people worshiped everything they found mysterious.
- Size shifting. Or maybe the Fallen's magic makes it grow.
- Her pants are white. Sand is off-white. She wasn't directly involved in the fights. Need I go on?