The Energon Pub

So i've made up my mind. At this point anything the rumored next installment of transformers wouldn't suprise me.

but what would it take to make you swear it off completely. Devastators robesticles almost did it for me in rotf.

if the next movies has a transformer fart into a fire or something similar, i'm done with the live action movies.

How about you guys? whats the one thing they could do to make you not see it?

a prehensile phallus on any robots would be enough

Didn't Wheelie "fart" some fire during one of his transformations from truck to bot? I know Jetfire farted out his parachute.

Robosex is as far as I'll go.

Hippie Optimus Primal, er... I mean Prime.

Grendel wrote:a prehensile phallus on any robots would be enough

I'm sorry but I have to admit I'd kill for a toy of that little kitchenbot with the wiener-gun

Jacob P. Galvatron wrote:Robosex is as far as I'll go.

Hehe, what would be worse is if they turned Megatron and Starscream into gay lovers and showed them having robosex or making it seem like they did. Now that would be it for me. I might walk out of the theater at that point. "Broke Back Nemesis" is not what I want to see.

Name_Violation wrote:So i've made up my mind. At this point anything the rumored next installment of transformers wouldn't suprise me.

but what would it take to make you swear it off completely. Devastators robesticles almost did it for me in rotf.

if the next movies has a transformer fart into a fire or something similar, i'm done with the live action movies.

How about you guys? whats the one thing they could do to make you not see it?

Well, for one the third film will be the last, so you're done whether you want to be or not and secondly, if the crap that was called ROTF didn't ruin it for you, nothing will.

Having a "true" fan write the script.

Burn wrote:Having a "true" fan write the script.

Sorry Burn, I've already started on it.

Having Mikaela being penetrated by Soundwave's tentacles (I said tentacles) like some sort of grubby anime/hentai porno.

I think a solid plot, good writing and non-wooden acting by the leading man/woman would probably put me off.

You realize of course that any one of these could possibly happen in the next movie.
Please stop giving them ideas, people!

Considering the subject matter, Transformers characters passing gas is not new. Even the idea of an exploding robofart has precedence.

I'll watch anything Bay puts into this movie.

Honestly after what we've been through can anything really turn us away? I hate the toilet humor in these movies. I don't mind humor (ie the whole scene in the first one where Lennox is trying to get ahold of the pentagon while battling scorponok was classic) but some stuff is just taking it too far. I don't care for Robots peeing on someone, Robot balls, male secret agent thongs, robots humping etc. Bay needs to keep this garbage out of our movies!

Grendel wrote:a prehensile phallus on any robots would be enough

I laughed so hard I thought I had an aneurysm.

tom_p1980 wrote:Having Mikaela being penetrated by Soundwave's tentacles (I said tentacles) like some sort of grubby anime/hentai porno.

I think a solid plot, good writing and non-wooden acting by the leading man/woman would probably put me off.

Lol, you are actually trying to make us believe that you wouldn't want to see that? I bet you're picturing the whole scenario in your mind right now... You perv!

Name_Violation wrote:if the next movies has a transformer fart into a fire or something similar, i'm done with the live action movies.

Didnt Ejector (the toaster kitchenbot) fart fire?

I think that the toaster (or one of the Kitchen Team of Death) did fart a bit of fire, but what I want to know is....

how come none of y'all have mentioned Jetfire farting his parachute?

(BTW: N_V, 'robesticles' is my new favorite word. It's just...awesome.)

Otherwise, though, count me in as anti-robosex. That includes robot on robot or robot on person. I forgive Wheelie his little humping, because it's *Wheelie*. And it gave Mikaela a good zinger at Sam.)

HK, aaaahhhh 'robesticles'. Time to go use that in a sentence.

Replacing Shia and Megas with Richard Simmons and Britanny Spears.

Or even worse, replacing Peter Cullen and Hugo Weaving with those two.

Michael Bays t-shirt wrote:Giant F*cking Robots Are Coming

If that would literally happen...

hellkitty wrote:I think that the toaster (or one of the Kitchen Team of Death) did fart a bit of fire, but what I want to know is....

how come none of y'all have mentioned Jetfire farting his parachute?

(BTW: N_V, 'robesticles' is my new favorite word. It's just...awesome.)

Otherwise, though, count me in as anti-robosex. That includes robot on robot or robot on person. I forgive Wheelie his little humping, because it's *Wheelie*. And it gave Mikaela a good zinger at Sam.)

HK, aaaahhhh 'robesticles'. Time to go use that in a sentence.

Reread the posts. Jetfire's parachute fart was actually mentioned.