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A post intended to let off steam and have some fun as we learn more about the TF3 Filming. The idea is to state what we would consider to be the worst possible case (nightmare) that something we are speculating on could turn out to be.If this has already been done, I apologise for any offence I may cause...

1)The Trump Building turns out to be Metroplex of Fortress Maximus.

2)In the final battle, ALL the Autobots combine into the single giant Transformer with the blue foot.

3)Michael Bay comes out with a press release at the end of TF3 saying "I hate the third movie so much I'm declaring that none of it actually happened and the DVDs will be altered with extra footage revealing it was all part of a Dream Sam had. I read so many fantastic ideas on Seibertron.com and I regret now that I used none of them."

4)All the new Autobots are Decepticons disguised as Autobots.

5)The twins are killed off SPECIFICALLY because FANS have made Michael Bay ashamed of them, rather than killed off usefully (or not killed off at all) in a way that assists or compliments the story and are thus given a chance to redeem themselves or be reconceptualised. (Eg:Mudflap dies, which sobers up Skids and causes him to soulsearch, eventually putting him on the path of the Theoretician).

6)The movie fixes everything wrong with existing continuity but completely mangles its' gears by making the Space Race story too overboard, causing mass Hysteria and TF film Blacklisting. (Eg:JFK was killed and replaced by a Decepticon Pretender and Lee Harvey Oswald is portrayed as an Autobot Pretender who assassinates him a couple of years later.Decepticon Frenzy is the one who breaks into the Watergate.Reagan and Gorbachev are also both murdered and replaced by Pretenders who attempt to plunge the planet into Nuclear disaster.All the ShaoLin monks have been expert Transormer hunters since the date of their Inception. All the founders of the religions [Jesus, Mohammed,Buddha,L.Ron Hubbard] were Cybertronians).

7)Something attempted to 'shock us and make us think "They could be anywhere"' is accepted as canon by Hasbro and actually makes us resign as fans.(eg:Donald Trump is a secret Decepticon Agent,who is actually a secret Autobot spy named CounterPunch).

Grimlock DOES appear in the movie and actually saves the day, but in order to keep up with the others he manifests a jet powered hoverboard that he stands on.

9)The trilogy closes with the revelation that Megatron was actually a clone. The REAL Megatron is still pulling strings from an unknown location.

10)The trilogy closes with the Transformation of Sam and Carly into Cybertronians through the use of last vestiges of TF Eatrhbound relics, and they all live happily ever after.

11)The film closes with the Transformation of all the surviving Autobots into Humans, and they all live happily ever after.

14)The Takara and Hasbro design team ends up under so much pressure to design Bots the fans will like that they all have a nervous breakdown and get thrown into the Madhouse.Thus TF toy production ends abruptly at the height of its' heyday!

Let's hear some more!!

Following the ending credits, there is a teaser for Transformers 4.

Fanboys getting EXACTLY what they want.

*Jetfires' Dad rocks up to avenge his fallen son, but still Transforms into a wheel.The toy gets a redeco 5 times.

*Michael Bay gets into an argument with Hasbro and kills them off for TF4.

*Megan Fox starts a directing career and does a FANS PROJECT TF trilogy out of spite.

*The Bay movies turn out fantastic and well loved, but pre-movie TF fans end up with a reputation for attacking each other and are pushed into the social fringe.

My TF3 nightmare would have to be Sam becoming A transformer, and siding with the deceps while being able to powerlink with Bumblebee.

mine is that so many transformer fans complain about the characters being nothing like the g1 versions that bay gets fed up and cancels all shoots and destroys all copies of the filming upto date leaving us with nothing

opto28 wrote:My TF3 nightmare would have to be Sam becoming A transformer, and siding with the deceps while being able to powerlink with Bumblebee.

OH DEAR GOD! Mine is that... i don't have any. IT'LL BE AEWSOME!!!

My Transformers nightmare would be if they turned Wheeljack into an Albert Einstein-looking robot with "robot hair", spectacle glasses, and a German accent whose alt-mode was a Mercedes.....AAAAAGGHHHHHHHH!

Seriously...I hope this isn't true...

It's already been made:The Einstein bot.
Besides that, well...if the movie sucked, Megatron died in the beginning stupidly, and then they add all the combiners but give them a scout sized combiner set.

Though I think the Wheel-Fire thing would be kinda awesome o_O

Burn wrote:Fans of RotF getting EXACTLY what they want.

Modified to reflect my opinion. I don't want it so low as the level of Revenge.

It turns out awesome, ans a press release announces there will be 3 more trilogies, two as Transformers settings and one for Beast Wars,but:
*Mel Gibson Directs the first follow up TF trilogy.He introduces more than 3000 new Transformers but,apart from an award winning love scene that lasts for 15 minutes, the TFs are killed off at the rate of about 25 per minute.

*Kevin Kostner directs the last trilogy,Each movie goes for about 5 hours, but apart for a 45 minute dialogue where 2 characters revolve around each other in order to avoid a love scene, nothing happens.

*Michael Bay triumphantly returns to film the Beast Wars Saga.Due to his love for keeping it real he uses real animals.Most Eat each other.

LOL,
My expectations are already so low, I honestly don't think anything would suprise me.

Even when I found out the Twins are back.

Even when I found out said twins might be in the ENTIRE film...right up to the very very very end.

Even when I found out Megan Fox walked

Even when I found out She was replaced with a VS Model which (According to Burn) has a past with substance abuse (Or was that a quip about her being so damn skinny) <----this actually sold me on Rosie, I credit my morbid curiosity.

Even when I found out the Stuntacons might not be the stunticons, and therefore no Menasor.

Even when I found out Doc Brown had a luv child with the Delorean and therefore spawned the Einstein bot

List goes on but even after all this, I have failed to be surprised. so I'm going to list the only thing I am looking forward to:

Soundwave is actually doing something other then floating around space making love to a satelite.

Shockwave's head actually looks like Shockwave...for now

It's in 3D

Megatron might be back to his TF1 alt mode

Primes Trailer

Again, Rosie's possible drug history and how she made it on a franchise based on childrens toys

If all the above mentioned turns out false (Or said characters pan out 2min to 2 seconds of total screen time), which is highly highly higly possible in Bay land, then it would all be sad, kinda like Airbender was (even in 3D...sigh) Great news is I'll prob see this flick in the theatres for free...so at the very least I wont feel cheated this go around....Yay
Here's to free movies
-Josh

Burn wrote:

Joshua Vallse wrote:Even when I found out She was replaced with a VS Model which (According to Burn) has a past with substance abuse (Or was that a quip about her being so damn skinny) <----this actually sold me on Rosie, I credit my morbid curiosity.

Well she's definitely skinny.

OMG thats awesome! LOL, I'm sold! My morbid curiosity has found it's new guilty pleasure, thank you Burn!

The Stunticons appear as Mad Max-style vehicles. Motormaster is a train

the Decepticons are altless protoforms ala RoTF

The Twins combine into a super robot like TFA Safeguard.

Rattrap appears as a rodent the size of a station wagon.

Micheal Bay makes a cameo-as an Autobot Pretender