Wait, why do I want to see DotM again?

I had a fun discussion days ago when me and a bunch of people came to the conclusion that RotF was possibly one of the worst film ever made. Big shock *sarcasm*. However this made me wonder why the hell I was stupid enough to actually want to see Dark of the Moon.
The plot is going to be weak, characters non existent, humans annoying, american patriotism will be loudly flashed (no offense to americans, just stating a fact here), the plot will be moronic and chances are we will get a ton of juvenile jokes. Robo-scrotum, anyone?
So suddenly I realised: why the hell would I want to see something this stupid? Am I the only one who suddenly had this realisation?
The plot is going to be weak, characters non existent, humans annoying, american patriotism will be loudly flashed (no offense to americans, just stating a fact here), the plot will be moronic and chances are we will get a ton of juvenile jokes. Robo-scrotum, anyone?
So suddenly I realised: why the hell would I want to see something this stupid? Am I the only one who suddenly had this realisation?