The Energon Pub

that its an awesome popcorn movie. If thats not what you expected from it by now, dont even go see it tbh. Me, I cant wait!

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/33101

Man one of those reviews had some serious spoilers, put a warning in the title. I had to stop reading.

qwailo wrote:Man one of those reviews had some serious spoilers, put a warning in the title. I had to stop reading.

I edited the title to include a spoiler warning.

Nice one, Im very tempted to keep reading after what i saw.

Hahahaha. Wow. None of the reviews are at all convincing and the third review reads like it was written by a 15 year-old paint huffer. If anything, they all come across as being extremely defensive while admitting that it falls short in every department other than special effects.

"So all you pretentious f****** can go suck a male weiner. Not every movie has to be "good" or have "brains" or "heart" or "soul" or "make sense" or "tell a good story.""

EDIT: I just realized after re-reading that the 3rd review absolutely HAS to be a parody. It's hard to tell at first because it's so dead-on and sounds similar to what people have said even on this board, but there's no way he can be serious. Whoever wrote that must have a great sense of humor.

i thought the story was fine and well played.

AbsumZer0 wrote:Hahahaha. Wow. None of the reviews are at all convincing and the third review reads like it was written by a 15 year-old paint huffer.

Yeah, that actually quite annoyed me. I could do without all the sexually references during a movie review, thanks.

All in all though, everybody saying the same thing. Though I'd like a bit more plot personally, everything else sounds really good.

D-340 wrote:

AbsumZer0 wrote:Hahahaha. Wow. None of the reviews are at all convincing and the third review reads like it was written by a 15 year-old paint huffer.

Yeah, that actually quite annoyed me. I could do without all the sexually references during a movie review, thanks.

All in all though, everybody saying the same thing. Though I'd like a bit more plot personally, everything else sounds really good.

Yeah, that would be nice.

Well, we don't know until we see it ourselves.