The Energon Pub

turbomagnus wrote:Technically availability doesn't matter since Burn and Wingz

Burn wrote:Wingz can't do anything other than issue warnings.
I'd like Wingz to be able to do more, but for reasons I won't go into, it just ain't **** happening.

turbomagnus wrote:Wait, I'm seeing something...

Alt Mode: Dodge Viper
Weapon: custom 'Old Lady's Handbag'
Character Name: 'Little Old Lady From Pasadena' (or LOLFP for short)

Max speed, no avoid or endurance or strength, max rank (respect your elders, sonny!)

Wingz wrote:

turbomagnus wrote:Wait, I'm seeing something...

Alt Mode: Dodge Viper
Weapon: custom 'Old Lady's Handbag'
Character Name: 'Little Old Lady From Pasadena' (or LOLFP for short)

Max speed, no avoid or endurance or strength, max rank (respect your elders, sonny!)

Beautiful Simply beautiful! With a name like LOLFP, should it really have no FP, though?

Regardless, I love this idea! We have everything except a bio with it, too!

turbomagnus wrote:

Wingz wrote:

turbomagnus wrote:Wait, I'm seeing something...

Alt Mode: Dodge Viper
Weapon: custom 'Old Lady's Handbag'
Character Name: 'Little Old Lady From Pasadena' (or LOLFP for short)

Max speed, no avoid or endurance or strength, max rank (respect your elders, sonny!)

Beautiful Simply beautiful! With a name like LOLFP, should it really have no FP, though?

Regardless, I love this idea! We have everything except a bio with it, too!

Wait, FP as 'From Pasadena' or FP as 'FirePower'?

Bio... Hm... a drone being programmed, the datastream gets corrupted and nothing except one song comes through, basically programming the drone to be like the song... the Research and Development Department are trying to catch it for reprogramming, but that Little Old Lady just always out-drives them...

Bio wrote:Name: The Little Old Lady From Pasadena (LOLFP)
Primary Function: Excessive Speeding
Secondary Function: Frustration
Alternate Mode: shiny red super stock Dodge

Motto: "Respect your elders, Sonny!"

Bio: see attached file.

**Accessing Attached File**
**What follows is a transcript of a video file of a meeting between the leaders of the Research Design and Development team and WarPorn Industries, acquired at great risk to the Autobots and smuggled out of Darkmount in a wax cylinder that had been fed to a trained petrorabbit who promptly er... 'delivered' it on Turbo Magnus' doorstep.**

Bun-Bun: I'm not paying for this drone!

Psychout: You already did, it's been debited from your account!

B: I demand a refund!

Zombie Cheerleader: 'No refunds, no exchanges, no mercy'; it's our policy... or is that our creed?

*Bun-Bun angrily waves a finger at the pair from WarPorn.*
B: I ordered a custom-designed, custom-programmed drone to hunt down and deal with Wingz once and for all and you couldn't do that right!

P: Did you get your drone?

B: Yes, but-

P (Interrupting): Was it custom-designed?

B: Well, kinda-

P (Interrupting): Was it custom-programmed?

B: Sort of-

P (Interrupting): Then what's the problem?

B: It's not the design or program I ordered! I ordered a merciless, relentless anti-Rabbit hunter/killer drone. What I got is anything but!

Z: Maybe it's our motto?

B: What I got is another mistake like that thing, mind of a serial killer? No, mind of a cheerleader instead! Who on Cybertron was watching 'Animaniacs' on your main computer anyway? It jumped the feed and now my Wingz-killer drone has nothing on its processor except the episode where Slappy Squirrel is the 'Little Old Lady From Pasadena'!

P: Have you ever seen how violent Slappy Squirrel can get? You should be paying me extra for such destructive tendencies!

B: Destructive tendencies? The blasted thing decimated half my team with a handbag before driving off! This is Cybertron, where could it have even gotten a handbag in the first place, much less a Transformer-sized one!

P: No customer service without proof, no proof without the drone. Do you have the drone?

B: I told you, it transformed and drove off.

P: Then I guess you need to try catching it, don't you?

**The transcript ends at this point, citing the video file suddenly cutting out and being replaced with an episode of 'Vorns of Our Lives'.**

Wingz wrote:Servant? Turbo? Have I told you two lately how much I appreciate you? Sweet ideas

I love the mace idea. It gives him a bit of a fighting chance since I know that he likes to keep the xp on his characters as even as possible Plus, I wouldn't want to leave him completely helpless since we're royally wrecking his stats!

And that bio is simply amazing!

Edit: Any other final thoughts? Or are we good to go with this?

sumowrestler wrote:It would also dig at burn who seems to detest avoiders.

Wingz wrote:I say max out speed then the rest in rank, Turbo. I’m writing from my phone so this will be brief.

Sumo, the point was to have complete creative control, not to kill the character. Though, I guess that depends on your definitions of creative and fun. I like the idea of giving him a chance, especially when we choose the weapon also. He’ll have it for a month. This idea fulfills the creative control and having fun with it factor for our side of things while also giving him something to be able to work with.