you lethargic rust buckets need a fire lit under your afts.
that's right. while the lot of you have been sippin energon punch & watchin soap operas, some of us have been knee deep in a decepticon **** pool that calls itself the rdd. it got to the point where a few of us had to do something about it. so we launched the no dissident lives offensive against 'em, in order to protect the gates to a city that, until a couple days ago, we weren't even allowed access into. makes sense doesn't it. exactly.
now...
imagine my excitement when i'm finally allowed access to our capitol city... and it looks like this:

so the first question i have is obvious. where the f*** are all the autobots.
had we not taken the fight to those slag suckin exhaust holes, there wouldn't've been anyone here to defend the city when they eventually blasted it's gates down. un ****ing acceptable.
the few of us who decided to fight back have been doing some great things, but it's not enough. decepticons are comin outta the woodwork like termites and showing no signs of stoppin. we need back up. we need back up like yesterday.
they think they've won so they're gettin complacent. now's as good a time as any to dust those null rays off and turn the tide of this war.
besides, what do you think optimus would say in this situation...

howl at me...
now...
imagine my excitement when i'm finally allowed access to our capitol city... and it looks like this:

so the first question i have is obvious. where the f*** are all the autobots.
had we not taken the fight to those slag suckin exhaust holes, there wouldn't've been anyone here to defend the city when they eventually blasted it's gates down. un ****ing acceptable.
the few of us who decided to fight back have been doing some great things, but it's not enough. decepticons are comin outta the woodwork like termites and showing no signs of stoppin. we need back up. we need back up like yesterday.
they think they've won so they're gettin complacent. now's as good a time as any to dust those null rays off and turn the tide of this war.
besides, what do you think optimus would say in this situation...

howl at me...
lmao.
troop morale is gonna drop if the warriors aren't receiving their payments!