The Energon Pub

So it's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDHFCKD8wgo (kinda adult content)

vs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zapp_Brannigan

Let the battle begin!

Zapp because he would have a blaster on him.

Zapp Brannigan because he's funny as f**k. Hates neutralists, loves pop music of the 1980s, bullies aliens, attacks enemies with overwhelming firepower, serial sex criminal, tunic too short and so regularly exposes himself.