The Energon Pub

Ok, Jigsaw (saw movies) has set up a house of horrors for his captives. Each room is designed to hit a weak spot for a particular contestant, but to lure someone in they all contain a booby-trapped keg of beer.

Who will last the longest:
Homer Simpson
Peter Griffin
Phillip J Fry
Carl Brotonanonolewski

Only Rule: If they see someone die, the others want a beer unless that keg killed someone.

Edit: Bender is Immune to much of what could happen so I had to leave him out.

I give this one to Fry. He's the smartest human beer drinker ever.

Why isn't Bender in here? Bender would win just 'cause he's cool.

My money would be on Homer.

I say this because he has been through stuff that makes 'X-treme Bloopers 8' look like 'Knitting with Nancy'. I can see Homer cutting through a room of razorline for a donut and have it not even phase him (remember Springfield Gorge?).

As for hitting the booby-trapped keg, Fry and Peter are faster and Carl would of been killed in the first room with boobs.

Those toons are indestructible. They win. Jigsaw has to go back to his horrible movies.