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Legolas vs. The Hulk

Posted:
Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:04 am
by buddhaquest
That pretty little elf from those books/films taking on that big green angry fella from marvel comics.
Is the pointy-eared man-girl smart enough to put an arrow in Banner before "Hulk Smash"???
Re: Legolas vs. The Hulk

Posted:
Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:25 am
by MercilessOne
buddhaquest wrote:
Is the pointy-eared man-girl smart enough to put an arrow in Banner before "Hulk Smash"???
No.

Posted:
Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:53 am
by unique_username
do i detect a hint of spite?

Posted:
Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:23 am
by Chaoslock
Didn't the Marvel heroes tried to blow up a nuke near Banner, only to find out he can change into Hulk much faster than anybody believed?
Winner: The Green Guy

Posted:
Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:43 am
by Deadpool.
Chaoslock wrote:Didn't the Marvel heroes tried to blow up a nuke near Banner, only to find out he can change into Hulk much faster than anybody believed?
Winner: The Green Guy
Yes. And yes, Hulk is gonna win.
Re: Legolas vs. The Hulk

Posted:
Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:09 pm
by Thanatos Prime
MercilessOne wrote:buddhaquest wrote:
Is the pointy-eared man-girl smart enough to put an arrow in Banner before "Hulk Smash"???
No.
Seconded.

Posted:
Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:13 am
by Tusk
Hawkeye once tried to shoot the Hulk in the eyes and both his arrows snapped on impact. Legolas has absolutely nothing on him that can do any real damage to the Hulk.

Posted:
Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:41 am
by Knight Hawk
Hulk wins. Period.

Posted:
Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:00 pm
by Dead Metal
Hulk munch pointy ears!

Posted:
Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:51 pm
by Menbailee
Given the right terrain, Legolas might be able to run away and hide fast enough to avoid getting killed. Otherwise, this is one-sided. Even with mithril-tipped arrows.

Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:45 pm
by Omega Charge
And Hulk is winning until Gimli chops his head off with an axe! 50!! shouts Gimli!!
All right, all right Hulk wins. I'm just in the middle of reading the Lord of the Rings right now.
Re: Legolas vs. The Hulk

Posted:
Sat Sep 09, 2023 3:57 pm
by snavej
Legolas' key attribute here is beauty. Hulk would be entranced. He would convert back to Bruce Banner and be very grateful that he didn't smash any gorgeous elves!