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Ash vs Buffy
Posted:
Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:34 amby unique_username
buffy is stronger and faster and better trained, but ash is almost always at a disadvantage and he always wins. buffy gets a stake and crossbow, ash gets his chainsaw and boomstick.
Posted:
Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:02 amby Stormwolf
Easy, Boomstick owns all.
Buffy would have been toast if any of the vampires ever bothered to steal a machinegun or something.
Posted:
Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:45 amby unique_username
i thought about the boomstick being too big an advantage for ash, but the slayer is super fast, and has a ranged weapon as well. but if the boomstick is too potent you can feel free to count it as a sawn off one like in the comics, which would seriously limit its range.
Posted:
Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:13 amby Predaprince
Ash would win, but not before giving us his usual great dialogue.
"Ow, you shot me in the arm with an arrow! What the hell's a matter with you, you crazy b*tch!?!?"
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:44 pmby Psycho Warrior
Predaprince wrote:Ash would win, but not before giving us his usual great dialogue.
"Ow, you shot me in the arm with an arrow! What the hell's a matter with you, you crazy b*tch!?!?"
seconded for truth.
Posted:
Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:03 pmby JEDI ALCHEMIST
Dude, he'd get Buffy in bed before she would throw the first punch!
Posted:
Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:15 pmby AutobotGeneral
Ash wrote:Gimme some sugar baby.
Plus
Ash wrote:See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?
Ash wins.
Re: Ash vs Buffy
Posted:
Wed Oct 04, 2023 6:16 amby snavej
I don't really know enough about Pokemons. Buffy would fight hard, despite her tiny muscles. I think that the Pokemons would win in the end, though.