The Energon Pub

After taking a DNA test, it is revealed that Spider-Man's real father is actually Alex Trebeck from the Jeopardy game show. After learning this news, Sean Connery moves in to make Spider-Man's life hell like he does to Trebeck in those SNL skits. And just for fun, Irondick gave Connery an Iron Man suit, so Peter can't just web Sean's mouth shut. Does Parker have the wit to lessen the verbal brutality? Does Alex step in and buy Peter a pony to make up for the missed birthdays? Can Connery make Peter cry like a lil baby?

Now I am just.............well, Thats cheesy idea. But i'll go with Spidey, for heck of it.

Sean Connery, that man is great

spidey doesn't have a hope in hell.

My name is Bond....James Bond. Nuff said.

Considering Sean Connery's portfolio more combative abilities.

3rd place for Mr Universe in 1953
is Jamesbond and an number of other formidable British secret agents.
is an immortal from Highlander.
Wields Excalibur.

Connery doesn't need Ironman's suit and I think Spidey is going to cry after he gets with MJ.

I'll go with the Scotsman!

Sean Connery plays an audio tape in his suit that constantly plays him saying "You're the man now, dog!"

This annoys Peter to death.

You can't kill a fictional character. Ya hear me, Peter?! RIP Sean.