The Energon Pub

Ok I'm admitedly an X-men fan but still think this could be a good fight.

The old punching bags of Hulk and Juggernaut square of for the second string heavyweight title.

So.. Lleeetss get readyy to rruuuummmblllllee!
it's old blue eyes vs. the tormented artist

Who wins in this Mutate vs. Mutant melee?

I gotta go with Thing.

I also gotta give this to Benjy, he just seems like he's the better fighter.

Good Ol' Ben all the way. His got a lot more drive and experience when in battle.

The Thing is definately stronger and a far more eperienced fighter.

Thing all the way.

The Thing!

Blasphemy!!!!! Colossus wins this match hands down. He's stronger and more resilient the Thing. Plus if he gets angry nothing is going to stop him.

AxiomScion wrote:.. Lleeetss get readyy to rruuuummmblllllee!

Use of this copyrighted phrase is strictly prohibited without permission. Both of you lose and are put in jail because neither can pay the outlandish amount of money needed to use above phrase in match.

Take that to Yancy St. and Russia ya' blokes. You'll be hearing from my lawyers...

Sincerely your biggest fan,

Michael Buffer
"The Let's Get Ready to Rumble(TM)" Guy

About the Rumble phrase...... Only Michael Buffer is allowed to use it, since he has copyright laws to it. Back to the Thing vs Collossus......... I gotta say Collossus would win it...Steel vs Rock... rock wears out in weather, steel rusts...blah...blah ....blah...they both loose...

I'm under the impression Colossus managed to go round for round with Juggy because he doesn't feel most impact damage. Unless the Thing is compromising Pete's metal mass with his pugilistic punches it ain't slowing him down. I think the Juggernaut sparring judo pactitioner is being under estimated.[/b]

Colossus because he has a cooler name

AxiomScion wrote:I'm under the impression Colossus managed to go round for round with Juggy because he doesn't feel most impact damage. Unless the Thing is compromising Pete's metal mass with his pugilistic punches it ain't slowing him down. I think the Juggernaut sparring judo pactitioner is being under estimated.[/b]

He's been seen lifting over 100 tons and has gone head-to-head with the Juggernaut several times, as well as the fact that he doesn't feel injury and doesn't need any external nourishment while in a metal state. Ben, however, does feel pain and does need to do things like breathe, so he's at a massive disadvantage.

As long as its not the Colossus that leads a "alternative" lifestyle I'm going with him.

Phategod1 wrote:As long as its not the Colossus that leads a "alternative" lifestyle I'm going with him.

No it's not Ultimate Colossus.

Rodimus Lantern wrote:

Phategod1 wrote:As long as its not the Colossus that leads a "alternative" lifestyle I'm going with him.

No it's not Ultimate Colossus.

Plus the Ultimate Colossus has regular eyes, meaning they can't withstand the hit of a high-caliber-bullet as his normal self...

Though, you got to admit, being raped with a foot-long piece of organic steel would be terrifying.

DesalationReborn wrote:

Rodimus Lantern wrote:

Phategod1 wrote:As long as its not the Colossus that leads a "alternative" lifestyle I'm going with him.

No it's not Ultimate Colossus.

Plus the Ultimate Colossus has regular eyes, meaning they can't withstand the hit of a high-caliber-bullet as his normal self...

Though, you got to admit, being raped with a foot-long piece of organic steel would be terrifying.

Let's ask Northstar

EHEHEHE being raped with a foot of organic steel.....damn...women mus love that.... a foot of a metal solid dildo...hahahahahha

Mighty Scorponok wrote:EHEHEHE being raped with a foot of organic steel.....damn...women mus love that.... a foot of a metal solid dildo...hahahahahha

I'm personally wondering if it shoots mercury...

Both are impossible. Jackhammers win.