The Energon Pub

Nothing below the beer-gut.

Go!

I'm saying Homer purely out of favouritism.

"I wonder what it would be like if I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart?"
*Imagines*
"I'll do it! I'll rob the Kwik-E-Mart!" *Looks at his hotdog as he's driving off* "D'oh!"

LOL!

"I see the light. IT BURNS!!!"

Shrek to win

Purely cos hes a lot bigger and stronger and he is less annoying.

And very much fitter.

Homer after 'Beer gimme a beer!

Shrek is bigger, stronger, faster in a straight fight with no funny business, Shrek should win.

However, these are cartoon characters. They don't die until the writers want it. They always return to full health after injury or illness.

This contest is decided by the writers, who are controlled by the producers, who are sex offenders waiting to be revealed and arrested one day. A sad situation.