The Energon Pub

In the end the Care Bears always gain the momentum.
They would pick up the pieces and eventually
gather together. Not even the Hulk is able to withstand
the Care Bear stare.

Sorry Hulk.

Agreed. The Hulk will not be able to maintain his anger when faced with so many cuddlies with their tummies out.

The Hulk would smash them and whenever he calms a little theyd do something to wind him up and hed get twice as angry.

Hed rip them apart. Go Hulk.

I didnt mind the orginal care bears but then they made baby care bears and that was too much.

Scary in the cutness.

I'm going with the care bears. There friendship powers grow exponentially when adding an extra belly rainbow. So long as two survive the initial slaughter...

My sister was from the carebear era and for me to see my TF ep I had to sit through her rainbow belly blasting care bears.

I often thought of Grimlock as a care bear cousin with an emblem of a broken heart lock.

I think I've said to much

If Hulk drops a building on them all at once theyd be flattened.
Or maybe he could blow something up and the rainbow couldnt get through.
I think drown them in oil.it sticks to all places and they couldnt show their stomachs.

Or My Little Pony could be called in to kill their rivels in cuteness.
They are less sickeningly cute
MLP may be sickened by the Care Bears as much as other people.

Hulk wins,

BUT

the Care Bear Cousins would f*ck Hulk up!

All of these get wiped out by an alien nanovirus. The end.