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Pee Wee Herman vs. Richard Simmons

Posted:
Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:35 pm
by Roadcrash
Who would you think would win the battle of these two annoying people???
I would say that it would be a draw because Hot Shot (from Transformers: Cybertron) comes in speeding in at 200 MPH and running over both of them.
Re: Pee Wee Herman vs. Richard Simmons

Posted:
Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:45 pm
by Predaprince
Roadcrash wrote:Who would you think would win the battle of these two annoying people???
I would say that it would be a draw because Hot Shot (from Transformers: Cybertron) comes in speeding in at 200 MPH and running over both of them.
Or you could actually make your battle between two people to go just between the two of them instead of being weird.
Pee Wee Herman would kick Richard Simmons' a$$ in the ring.

Posted:
Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:49 am
by Psycho Warrior
hard to say. if it's just 1 on 1 I'd have to go with Pee Wee. he seems to be the younger and more agile guy these days.
However if we get their alies I'd have to go with simmons. all those dizzy dieters would tear Pee Wee to bits.

Posted:
Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:56 am
by Predaprince
Psycho Warrior wrote:hard to say. if it's just 1 on 1 I'd have to go with Pee Wee. he seems to be the younger and more agile guy these days.
However if we get their alies I'd have to go with simmons. all those dizzy dieters would tear Pee Wee to bits.
What about Pee-wee's allies!?!?
Not only does he have Jambi and all of the living furniture, he also has Cowboy Curtis and other individuals.

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:48 am
by Psycho Warrior
Predaprince wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:hard to say. if it's just 1 on 1 I'd have to go with Pee Wee. he seems to be the younger and more agile guy these days.
However if we get their alies I'd have to go with simmons. all those dizzy dieters would tear Pee Wee to bits.
What about Pee-wee's allies!?!?
Not only does he have Jambi and all of the living furniture, he also has Cowboy Curtis and other individuals.
I'm saying pee wee has about what? 20 allies?
Richard has countless fat people all over the world to do his bidding.

Posted:
Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:39 am
by DISCHARGE
I say Pee Wee would win.
He would go on a porn and drug binge before the fight
and be so hopped up he would frighten Simmons so bad he starts to cry. That's when Simmons is at his most vulnerable.
Simmons would get a few good shots in using fat people aerobics
moves but would tire out. Pee wee, still doped up and
feeling randy, would maul Simmons. Simmons would enjoy the male on male interaction until Pee Wee started the biting.
Simmons would cry and cry. The only action left in his arsenal would be limp wrist slapping, and that just doesn't pack enough
punch. Pee Wee pulls a 12" nail file out out a foot long hot dog(he grew the hot dog on his very own hot dog tree)and impales Dick.
Dick is dead. Long live Pee Wee Herman.

Posted:
Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:43 am
by Dagon
Psycho Warrior wrote:Predaprince wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:hard to say. if it's just 1 on 1 I'd have to go with Pee Wee. he seems to be the younger and more agile guy these days.
However if we get their alies I'd have to go with simmons. all those dizzy dieters would tear Pee Wee to bits.
What about Pee-wee's allies!?!?
Not only does he have Jambi and all of the living furniture, he also has Cowboy Curtis and other individuals.
I'm saying pee wee has about what? 20 allies?
Richard has countless fat people all over the world to do his bidding.
Yeah, but Pee Wee has the power of imagination and the secret word and all that. Plus, Jambi, Jambi is a friggin' supernatural entity of some kind, and fat people in general have no supernatural powers.
Pee Wee hero, Simmons zero.

Posted:
Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:16 pm
by deacon_sephiroth
pee wee, played the spleen in Mystery Men, he's got magical colon-based powers. You just can't win against that.

Posted:
Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:55 pm
by Zombie Starscream
Richard Simmons would Deal-a-Meal Pee Wee to death.

Posted:
Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:30 pm
by Psycho Warrior
deacon_sephiroth wrote:pee wee, played the spleen in Mystery Men, he's got magical colon-based powers. You just can't win against that.
wait, seriousy?


Posted:
Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:03 pm
by Predaprince
Psycho Warrior wrote:deacon_sephiroth wrote:pee wee, played the spleen in Mystery Men, he's got magical colon-based powers. You just can't win against that.
wait, seriousy?

yep.
Re: Pee Wee Herman vs. Richard Simmons

Posted:
Sun Sep 17, 2023 4:32 pm
by snavej
Pee Wee was caught w**king in a cinema.