The Energon Pub

Mac User
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i1t3ug_CA0


You just installed windows 2000 on your Mac, he's pissed.



You're both armed with swords. Can you win.

Of course i can win

Seeing as no living mortal can best me, I vote for you, referring to me.

I would so beat the crap out of him, then tattoo the windows logo onto him.

No Mac-nazi is going to best me. He's going down!!

First, I'd start using a two-button mouse like a mace. while he's confused as to who would build a mouse with a second button, I'd smack him over the head a few times.

Then I'd just kick him while he's down. Partly because it works (Despite being dirty fighting) but also because I ran out of Windows vs. Mac jokes.

I thwack him over the head with the +5 Open Source Sword and then let loose a volley from my Kernel Blaster...

i will own him rap to him and pour coffee on his corpse

He'll be too busy gesturing with his hands to fight properly, so yes I'll win. I won't even need the sword, I'll just beat him to death with my iPod because I love irony.

I'd give him my sword. Then he'd be unable to use both, so I kick him in the face to knock him out. Easy.

I'll simply kick the crap outta him; I win!

Shadowman, Mac users can use two-button mouses. My girlfriend has one

But this guy: seeing as though I have done fencing and medieval battle re-enactment, he's toast.

I will spam him to death with pointless online posts. Like this one. I should be finished in five weeks.