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Pooh vs. Barney

Posted:
Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:32 pm
by Armorock
Barney is armed with a steel baseball bat and the greatest weapon of all, LOVE!
Winnie the Pooh has a a pair of brass knuckles with his trump-card FRIENDSHIP!!!
Battle to the death, cage-match. NO-retreating, no teaming together. Two contestants enter the cage, one leaves. It's up to you to decide who the lucky one is.
Re: Pooh vs. Barney

Posted:
Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:05 am
by Predaprince
Pooh wins because he can take serious punishment well.
Re: Pooh vs. Barney

Posted:
Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:51 am
by olokin
LOve won't save Barney. Pooh can beat that purple joke anytime.
Re: Pooh vs. Barney

Posted:
Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:23 pm
by Thanatos Prime
Barney looses because even if he could beat Pooh, Pooh's crew would beat him up later in a dark alley.
Pooh's hardcore like that...
Re: Pooh vs. Barney

Posted:
Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:04 pm
by Uniprimus
What?
Of course Barney would win, cuz everyone knows he is secretly an assassin from hell.

Re: Pooh vs. Barney

Posted:
Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:17 pm
by Grimlock the Spartan
Since they are both stuffed, Pooh's brass knuckles could rip open Barney much easier than a baseball bat. Go Pooh!
Re: Pooh vs. Barney

Posted:
Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:25 pm
by Liege Evilmus
Cant we call it a bloody twitching corpse draw with splintered bone piercing through flesh with muscle meat and gore draping the gagged edges of there once suportive frames...
Re: Pooh vs. Barney

Posted:
Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:54 am
by Psycho Warrior
Pooh. Let's look at who they have for backup.
Barney has the deaf kid while Pooh has hyperactive tigger. Pooh PWNs Barney.
Re: Pooh vs. Barney

Posted:
Fri Sep 29, 2023 12:05 pm
by snavej
T. Rex beats bear. Barney wins.