The Energon Pub

WELL WELL!!!

MEGATRON

SIMON COWEL. I can hear him after an epic battle with Megs saying, "That was like an amusment park performance. I'm sorry. I just didn't get it."

If Megatron was a contestant on AI, he'd lose and be reduce to tears by Simon's scathing remarks. Then he'd stomp him anyway.

Simon's horrible choice of clothing and [quote="olokin"]scathing remarks/quote] would reduce megatron to tears, but megatron might sing somthing good and be praised so it all comes down to if megatron sings good or not.

You know what they say: "Sticks and stone may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. A Fusion cannon, however, will rip me to shreds at the molecular level."

Simon Cowel "That was by far the worst thing i have ever seen. If i had the choice to listen to that or to eat a load of crap i would call my mom, ask her to say grace, and dig in."

Megatron "Then you will die" (fusion cannon fires...or teh energon mace spats him....or he just steps on him....or he turns into a pistol and shoots him...or however he prefers to eliminate him)

Megatron wins. Flawless victory.

AutobotJazz wrote:Megatron wins. Flawless victory.

Agreed

M finds SC out buying black toilet paper. He laughs so hard at this level of pretention that he dies. SC wins by default.

Then M comes back to life and kills SC anyway because M is jealous of his great success.