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The Lamborghini duo versus the The Fire Rescue Team, Who wins? (All four are the G1 cartoon incartations)

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker. Streaker may be vain, but Red Alert is too paranoid. Sideswipe is just as badass as Sunstreaker. Too much from the brothers.

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker win this one. Both are skilled fighters, speedy in vehicle mode, tough and powerful in robot mode. Red Alert has the speed and firepower, admittedly, but he seems pretty average in terms of strength and endurance. Plus, I don't think he's particularly effective in hand-to-hand combat. However, if he can keep his distance, he's quite deadly in ranged combat. I'm sure his enhanced senses could be used to his advantage also.

Inferno is the strongest and toughest of the four, obviously. He's a compenent solider with some decent firepower. What does work against him is his lack of mobility in robot mode--something Sideswipe and Sunstreaker would no doubt exploit. His best bet would be to use his great strength to his advantage, fighting in close quarters, even ramming them in vehicle mode if neccessary.

In the end, though, I think the odds work in favor of Sideswipe and Sunstreaker. Still, Red Alert and Inferno would put up a resepectable enough fight.

I agree with Neo Cyclonus. Though, my initial thought was: "Yeah, Sunny and Swipy will roll these guys."

70/30 Sideswipe&Sunstreaker win

Inferno whipped out his massive hose. Red Alert grabbed the hose and held it tightly as it writhed around. Inferno started pumping, humping and groaning. loudly and lustily. Red Alert waved it around. The hose sprayed creamy foam around copiously.

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe walked away in embarrassment. Inferno and Red Alert won and celebrated gaily with a spurting foam party and music from the Village People.