The Energon Pub

Master Roshi (DB/DBZ/DBGT) vs. Jiraiya (Naruto):

1.) a one-on-one battle?

2.) who is the bigger perv?

1. Master Roshi(nobody can physically beat a DB/Z character)

2. Jirayai: He does write his own adult novels, which Master Roshi would immediately subscribe to.

1. I'd give it to Roshi, though it isn't a quick fight.

2. Jiraya. The fact that they can even mention his books on Cartoon Networks amazes me.

Wow, I'm surprised by the answers to # 1.

I do agree that Master Roshi, although weak compared to other DBZ characters, is a DBZ character and, therefore, would win in the battle. I did believe, though, that other posters would start mentioning Gamabunta as a resource of Jiraiya (on a good day) to combat Roshi.

I am still questioning who is the bigger perv. Although Jiraiya has his adult books and stares at girls bathing from behind a bush, Roshi has actually groped (SP?) and kissed Bulma and other girls without permission.

Jiraiya for both.

Predaprince wrote:Wow, I'm surprised by the answers to # 1.

I do agree that Master Roshi, although weak compared to other DBZ characters, is a DBZ character and, therefore, would win in the battle. I did believe, though, that other posters would start mentioning Gamabunta as a resource of Jiraiya (on a good day) to combat Roshi.

I am still questioning who is the bigger perv. Although Jiraiya has his adult books and stares at girls bathing from behind a bush, Roshi has actually groped (SP?) and kissed Bulma and other girls without permission.

Jiraiya also spends time at whore houses, so much in fact he has a club card there.

1. Roshi, he blew up the moon and then beat Goku...

2. Jiraiya, forgot about that membership card thing...

1. Roshi.

2. I don't know... Jiraiya?

How 'bout that episode in Dragon Ball where Roshi shrunk himself (don't remember how, though) and hid in the bathroom when Bulma was about to use it.

Plaything wrote:1. Roshi.

2. I don't know... Jiraiya?

How 'bout that episode in Dragon Ball where Roshi shrunk himself (don't remember how, though) and hid in the bathroom when Bulma was about to use it.

The main thing here is that Roshi never really seeks out the girls. If the opportunity arises, he siezes it but he never goes out of his way. He's content with watching his exercise shows.

Jiraiya though, actively seeks out women, often placing it before a mission...

That's my reasoning anyway.

Thanatos Prime wrote:

Plaything wrote:1. Roshi.

2. I don't know... Jiraiya?

How 'bout that episode in Dragon Ball where Roshi shrunk himself (don't remember how, though) and hid in the bathroom when Bulma was about to use it.

The main thing here is that Roshi never really seeks out the girls. If the opportunity arises, he siezes it but he never goes out of his way. He's content with watching his exercise shows.

Jiraiya though, actively seeks out women, often placing it before a mission...

That's my reasoning anyway.

But, Jiraiya has to seek them out because they didn't have television when he lived.

Predaprince wrote:

Thanatos Prime wrote:

Plaything wrote:1. Roshi.

2. I don't know... Jiraiya?

How 'bout that episode in Dragon Ball where Roshi shrunk himself (don't remember how, though) and hid in the bathroom when Bulma was about to use it.

The main thing here is that Roshi never really seeks out the girls. If the opportunity arises, he siezes it but he never goes out of his way. He's content with watching his exercise shows.

Jiraiya though, actively seeks out women, often placing it before a mission...

That's my reasoning anyway.

But, Jiraiya has to seek them out because they didn't have television when he lived.

I thought they did. They have everything else modern in that world. I could have sworn I've seen a television.

Still that show is probably on only one-half hour a day, and for the other 23.5 hours, he's pretty content. The farthest Roshi's ever gotten is coping a feel...


Boy this thread is getting dirty...

Thanatos Prime wrote:

Predaprince wrote:But, Jiraiya has to seek them out because they didn't have television when he lived.

I thought they did. They have everything else modern in that world. I could have sworn I've seen a television.

They do. During the Chunin exams, Anko and her team used VHS tapes to measure progress.

Shadowman wrote:

Thanatos Prime wrote:

Predaprince wrote:But, Jiraiya has to seek them out because they didn't have television when he lived.

I thought they did. They have everything else modern in that world. I could have sworn I've seen a television.

They do. During the Chunin exams, Anko and her team used VHS tapes to measure progress.

WOOHOO! NOT CRAZY!!

Now to eat some crayons....

These are probably over-powered and over-pervy so they're impossible and unmentionable. The 'wholesome' trend wins.