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Tom Cruise vs Oprah

Posted:
Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:34 am
by Psycho Warrior
The most powerful woman in the world vs the poster boy for scientology. Well, who are you betting on?
Re: Tom Cruise vs Oprah

Posted:
Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:54 am
by Renne
Oprah is crazy insane and doesn't understand the lolz of internet memes (
sort of nsfw?), Tom Cruise is crazy insane and believes in the aliens under the volcano. The DEAD aliens under the volcano. He'd probably just sic his collection of bodty thetans on to her. Unless he's OTVIII and then he'll just KILL HER WITH THE POWER OF HIS MIND.
No wait, he wouldn't get his hands dirty. Instead he'd call in the lawyers, PIs and goons and fair game the hell out of poor ol' Oprah...
Re: Tom Cruise vs Oprah

Posted:
Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:35 pm
by Psycho Warrior
Renne wrote:Oprah is crazy insane and doesn't understand the lolz of internet memes (
sort of nsfw?), Tom Cruise is crazy insane and believes in the aliens under the volcano. The DEAD aliens under the volcano. He'd probably just sic his collection of bodty thetans on to her. Unless he's OTVIII and then he'll just KILL HER WITH THE POWER OF HIS MIND.
No wait, he wouldn't get his hands dirty. Instead he'd call in the lawyers, PIs and goons and fair game the hell out of poor ol' Oprah...
it's how they work.

Re: Tom Cruise vs Oprah

Posted:
Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:29 pm
by Renne
Yes. Yes it is.
Re: Tom Cruise vs Oprah

Posted:
Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:45 pm
by Senor Hugo
Uh.
Oprah
She's the head of the largest mafia in the entire world.
The female housewife mafia.
Plus she has more money than God, and more lawyers.
If Tom Cruise even tried suing Oprah, she would turn around and destroy not only Tom's life, but his family's lives, everyone who knows Tom, their families, anyone who works for him, plus Scientology.
I hate to say it, but you don't @#$% with Oprah.
Re: Tom Cruise vs Oprah

Posted:
Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:50 pm
by Renne
I'd pay to see her try and destroy $cientology.
Re: Tom Cruise vs Oprah

Posted:
Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:15 am
by olokin
I'm betting on billionaire Oprah
Re: Tom Cruise vs Oprah

Posted:
Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:20 am
by Dead Metal
Re: Tom Cruise vs Oprah

Posted:
Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:58 pm
by StarThunderWarp
I hate them both, so its a tie.
Re: Tom Cruise vs Oprah

Posted:
Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:02 pm
by Grimlock the Spartan
Tom Cruise would just call upon his superior acting skills to save the day. Either that, or Oprah would just buy Tom's soul.
Re: Tom Cruise vs Oprah

Posted:
Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:10 pm
by snavej
This should be pay-per-view.