Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer vs. Mr. T
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Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer vs. Mr. T
I'll go with the upstart Bauer... The guy just can't be killed...
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer vs. Mr. T
Spartanion wrote:I'll go with the upstart Bauer... The guy just can't be killed...
As long has the Jack Sack (which unbeknownst to all is the reincarnation Of Pandoras Box Full all types of evils and perils) Jack wins as he pulls out green gold for Mr. T, and he pulls a reanimated Bruce Lee to take care of Chuck. all with 22 hours left if there are no moles in CTU.
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Phategod1 wrote:Spartanion wrote:I'll go with the upstart Bauer... The guy just can't be killed...
As long has the Jack Sack (which unbeknownst to all is the reincarnation Of Pandoras Box Full all types of evils and perils) Jack wins as he pulls out green gold for Mr. T, and he pulls a reanimated Bruce Lee to take care of Chuck. all with 22 hours left if there are no moles in CTU.
I concur!
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Norris after the wind from a roundhouse kick tears out the other fighters spleens.
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Norris. There's no evolution, just the sum of animals Chuck lets to live.
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AutobotJazz wrote:Norris after the wind from a roundhouse kick tears out the other fighters spleens.
na. he just punches a hole in the space/time continium an sends both jack and mr.t in it so that both the A-Team, and 24 never exhisted


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...Chuck Norris wins
...Chuck Norris wins
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Bruce Lee comes and kicks all their asses.
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JB wins in 24 hours! That's the name of his show. '24'.
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