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Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer vs. Mr. T

Posted:
Sat May 05, 2007 12:56 pm
by Spartanion
I'll go with the upstart Bauer... The guy just can't be killed...
Re: Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer vs. Mr. T

Posted:
Tue May 08, 2007 9:51 pm
by Phategod1
Spartanion wrote:I'll go with the upstart Bauer... The guy just can't be killed...
As long has the Jack Sack (which unbeknownst to all is the reincarnation Of Pandoras Box Full all types of evils and perils) Jack wins as he pulls out green gold for Mr. T, and he pulls a reanimated Bruce Lee to take care of Chuck. all with 22 hours left if there are no moles in CTU.
Re: Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer vs. Mr. T

Posted:
Wed May 09, 2007 5:46 am
by Leonardo
Phategod1 wrote:Spartanion wrote:I'll go with the upstart Bauer... The guy just can't be killed...
As long has the Jack Sack (which unbeknownst to all is the reincarnation Of Pandoras Box Full all types of evils and perils) Jack wins as he pulls out green gold for Mr. T, and he pulls a reanimated Bruce Lee to take care of Chuck. all with 22 hours left if there are no moles in CTU.
I concur!

Posted:
Wed May 09, 2007 1:32 pm
by Darth Screamer
Chuck Norris

Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:33 pm
by AutobotJazz
Norris after the wind from a roundhouse kick tears out the other fighters spleens.

Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:56 pm
by Chaoslock
Norris. There's no evolution, just the sum of animals Chuck lets to live.

Posted:
Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:19 am
by Ultra Primal
AutobotJazz wrote:Norris after the wind from a roundhouse kick tears out the other fighters spleens.
na. he just punches a hole in the space/time continium an sends both jack and mr.t in it so that both the A-Team, and 24 never exhisted


Posted:
Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:43 pm
by Psycho Warrior
T Foo!

Posted:
Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:52 am
by Sentinel Pax
Psycho Warrior wrote:T Foo!
He speaks the truth.

Posted:
Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:32 pm
by Nemesis Jason
I predict that a battle of such powerful beings would induce a collison of energey so powerful that will release ultra powerful rays of light and radiation that will destroy the world we live in and devour the entire universe. After the event, the light and radiation will retract and there will exist nothing but darkness...
...Chuck Norris wins

Posted:
Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:35 pm
by Shadowman
Bruce Lee comes and kicks all their asses.
None can defeat Bruce Lee!

Posted:
Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:39 am
by Teletron
T. T now. T always.

Posted:
Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:18 pm
by OptimusN1701
I pity the foo who doubts the powers of Mr. T

Posted:
Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:49 am
by Goribus
Enough with the jibba jabba foo! Mr. T kicks both of their asses without breaking a sweat. Then for the hell of it he puts the people who made Chuck Norris Karate Komandoes in the hospital. And he does it by driving cross country. T don't ride in no planes sucka!
Re: Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer vs. Mr. T

Posted:
Tue Sep 26, 2023 10:01 am
by snavej
JB wins in 24 hours! That's the name of his show. '24'.