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Can the worlds greatest detective beat the god of unimaginable horror?

Name_Violation wrote:Can the worlds greatest detective beat the god of unimaginable horror?

I would have to say a definitive "No."

Batman is generally reguarded as unstoppable, but i think Cthulhu pwns him on this...

Cthulhu, definitely, but after exposing myself to so much bad slash and hentai, I have to think those tentacles would have to come into play in some *pretty* freaky ways along the way.

Better question: Batman vs Voldemort.

HK, don't ask.

I don't know Cthulu well enough to give a fair answer, but I have one question. Does Cthulu have any weakness?

If he has a weakness, any weakness at all, regardless of how crazy or unobtainable it is, I believe Batman would find it and win.

If he doesn't have any exploitable weakness, Cthulu would probably win. From my understanding he's a god of horror or something (sorry I don't know him very well, I probably should) and Batman might not be able to face that kind of power.

Armorock wrote:I don't know Cthulu well enough to give a fair answer, but I have one question. Does Cthulu have any weakness?

Yes and no, the more powerfull Outer Gods like Azathoth, Shub-Niggurath and Yog-Sothoth would probably crush Cthulhu like a bug.

Cthulhu, is classified as a Great Old One, therefore he's not the most powerfull Lovecraftion creature by a longshot. He's only the most famous one.


At any rate, Batman is screwed in a straight up fight when Cthulhu is at full health.

Stormwolf wrote:

Armorock wrote:I don't know Cthulu well enough to give a fair answer, but I have one question. Does Cthulu have any weakness?

Yes and no, the more powerfull Outer Gods like Azathoth, Shub-Niggurath and Yog-Sothoth would probably crush Cthulhu like a bug.

Cthulhu, is classified as a Great Old One, therefore he's not the most powerfull Lovecraftion creature by a longshot. He's only the most famous one.


At any rate, Batman is screwed in a straight up fight when Cthulhu is at full health.

even half power Bats is screwed. The great old ones are impossible to be destroyed by mortal means. Not being an expert on magical rites, Bats has no chance against him. Even the magical elder sign wouldn't protect him.

Cthulhu is biologically impossible. Batman is probably dead of old age by now. Winner: Pokemon.