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Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:00 pm
by Dead Metal
Blade vs everybody and everything in Twilight.

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:36 am
by Predaprince
Blade FTW!!!

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:29 pm
by Cyberwright
Twilight FTW :P

yeah right

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:24 pm
by Name_Violation
Blade. and I would pay good money to watch it.

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:27 pm
by Predaprince
Name_Violation wrote:Blade. and I would pay good money to watch it.


Yeah, it is the only situation where I would pay to see the characters from Twilight.

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:24 am
by Transfaner
Blade would destroy them (i know the characters, as my wife is into this movie sort of the way I am into transformers) I could only hope this would actually happen. I don't want to have to go to the midnight showing of yet another installment... Primus save me.

First of all, the "family" is weak. Blade, is nothing short of an elite Killer and Hunter. Secondly, if you actually were forced to watch the second movi, you see the dude and his sister get their butts kicked by the tribunal. As we have seen Blade dismember entire tribunals, it only stands to reason he would decapitate the enitre twilight family, and then go after the tribunal. Thirdly, he is some punk whiny teenage vampire. Blade killed Dracula himself. Freaking Dracula. He also killed Triple H, who is a BAMF.

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:54 pm
by Dead Metal
Transfaner wrote:Blade would destroy them (i know the characters, as my wife is into this movie sort of the way I am into transformers) I could only hope this would actually happen. I don't want to have to go to the midnight showing of yet another installment... Primus save me.

First of all, the "family" is weak. Blade, is nothing short of an elite Killer and Hunter. Secondly, if you actually were forced to watch the second movi, you see the dude and his sister get their butts kicked by the tribunal. As we have seen Blade dismember entire tribunals, it only stands to reason he would decapitate the enitre twilight family, and then go after the tribunal. Thirdly, he is some punk whiny teenage vampire. Blade killed Dracula himself. Freaking Dracula. He also killed Triple H, who is a BAMF.

Sadly I was forced to watch New Moon and pay a extra high ticket price because it was "a special super early screening", which is the reason I want to see Blade rip himself through the entire series, Vampires, Werewolfs, humans and anything from that horrible franchise.

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:22 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5
Movie or novel Twilight vamps? Because novel vamps would probably rip Blade apart. First off, he can't surprise them. Edward's a telepath and Alice is a highly-accurate precog. Secondly, the Twilight vamps outrun moving vehicles. Speeding moving vehicles.

What can Blade do for strength?

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:30 pm
by Transfaner
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Movie or novel Twilight vamps? Because novel vamps would probably rip Blade apart. First off, he can't surprise them. Edward's a telepath and Alice is a highly-accurate precog. Secondly, the Twilight vamps outrun moving vehicles. Speeding moving vehicles.

What can Blade do for strength?


Again, doesn't matter. See the Assembly example I gave... Twilight dies, and all is world in my world again.

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:59 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5
Transfaner wrote:
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Movie or novel Twilight vamps? Because novel vamps would probably rip Blade apart. First off, he can't surprise them. Edward's a telepath and Alice is a highly-accurate precog. Secondly, the Twilight vamps outrun moving vehicles. Speeding moving vehicles.

What can Blade do for strength?


Again, doesn't matter. See the Assembly example I gave... Twilight dies, and all is world in my world again.


*Headdesk* No. Blade dies. May not be the best franchise in the world, but those Twilight vampires would rip him apart.

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:13 pm
by Name_Violation
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:
Transfaner wrote:
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Movie or novel Twilight vamps? Because novel vamps would probably rip Blade apart. First off, he can't surprise them. Edward's a telepath and Alice is a highly-accurate precog. Secondly, the Twilight vamps outrun moving vehicles. Speeding moving vehicles.

What can Blade do for strength?


Again, doesn't matter. See the Assembly example I gave... Twilight dies, and all is world in my world again.


*Headdesk* No. Blade dies. May not be the best franchise in the world, but those Twilight vampires would rip him apart.

no. just no.

blade > emo vampire

Powers and Abilities
Powers

Due to the fact that his mother was bitten by a vampire while giving birth to him, Blade was born with an immunity the effects of vampire bites, the ability to "smell" supernatural creatures, a greatly prolonged lifespan, and sensitivity to bright light. However, after being bitten by Michael Morbius, The Living Vampire, Blade gained various superhuman physical capabilities similar to those of vampires. Yet Blade claimed to have been born a half-vampire and that Morbius' bite changed nothing, thus having his origin retconned.

Superhumanly Acute Senses: Blade's sense of sight and hearing are heightend to levels comparable to those possessed by true vampires. He is capable of seeing objects with perfect clarity at much greater distances than an ordinary human. He retains this same level of clarity even in near-total darkness. Blade's hearing is similarly enhanced, allowing him to detect sounds that an ordinary human can't and to be able to hear sounds an ordinary human can, but at greater distances. Blade is also able to sense the presence of supernatural beings or forces, whereas an ordinary human would be oblivious to them.

Superhuman Strength: Blade is supernaturally strong and is capable of lifting about 1 ton.

Superhuman Speed: Blade is capable of running and moving at speeds greater than even the finest human athlete.

Superhuman Agility: Blade's agility, balance and bodily coordination are enhanced to levels that are beyond the natural physical limits of the finest human athlete.

Superhuman Stamina: Blade's musculature generates less fatigue toxins during physical activity than the musculature of an ordinary human. He can exert himself at peak capacity for several hours before fatigue begins to impair him.

Regenerative Healing Factor: Blade, like full vampires, possesses an accelerated healing ability that allows him to heal mild to moderate injuries with much greater speed and efficiency than an ordinary human. Blade is capable of healing from severe slashes and puncture wounds within a matter of hours. However, he is not able to regenerate missing limbs or organs.

Immunity To Vampire Vulnerabilities: True vampires have numerous and very particular supernatural vulnerabilities, most of which Blade is totally immune to. For instance, Blade is unaffected by direct exposure to sunlight, whereas most vampires are either rendered comatose during the daylight hours or are quickly incinerated when exposed directly to sunlight. Vampires are also highly allergic to silver, supposedly because of the metal's mystical purity. As a result, silver blades or bullets are capable of killing vampires. If not killed, and merely injured, it will take a vampire much longer to heal than if the injury had been inflicted by another material. Blade himself could be injured by a silver weapon, much as an ordinary human would, but his healing powers would be able to heal it as if it were an ordinary wound. Blade is also immune to the effects of religious icons, such as crucifixes, whereas vampires are rendered almost powerless when confronted by them.
Limitations: Blade does possess one weakness common to all vampires: the need to ingest fresh blood in order to stay alive. However, rather than consume blood, he ingests a specially designed serum that provides the same nourishment that blood would provide. If Blade doesn't drink the serum for an extended period of time, he will rapidly weaken and his self control will be stretched to the limit. He would be forced to attack a human and consume his or her blood. An extended period of time without consuming either blood or the serum will prove fatal.
Abilities
Blade is a master martial artist proficient in practically every form of weaponry known to man. His particular specialty is the use of edged weapons, be they teakwood daggers or swords. Blade is a master in the use of small bladed weapons and can hurl knives with great accuracy. Blade also shows great skill with firearms, including both automatic and semi-automatic, which he often modifies to fire hollow-point, garlic-filled silver bullets. He is also a skilled jazz trumpeter.
Strength level

Originally, Blade appeared to possess the normal human strength of a man of his age, height, and build that engaged in intensive regular exercise. However, after being bitten by Morbius, Blade's strength was increased to superhuman levels. At his peak, Blade is capable of lifting 1 ton.
[edit] Paraphernalia
Equipment
None
Transportation
Motorcycle
Weapons

Blade uses a small arsenal of weapons: teakwood daggers; titanium, acid-etched swords; Kevlar body armor; automatic and semi-automatic firearms converted for use with hollow-point, garlic-filled silver bullets; and a variety of portable, custom-designed weapons that employ silver, garlic, sunlight, ultraviolet rays and anti-coagulants.


and

Blade pressed on, often fighting alongside a team led by Quincy Harker, the great vampire hunter. The company's members included Rachel van Helsing and Frank Drake. Later, Blade teamed with vampiric private eye Hannibal King to hunt down and destroy Frost. Blade, King and Drake helped Dr. Strange, Master of the Mystic Arts and Earth's Sorcerer Supreme, cast a spell that destroyed Dracula and all the vampires on the planet.


granted, it was with a little help from his friends, but he took out ALL EFFIN VAMPIRES. precog your death emo-pire

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:14 am
by sto_vo_kor_2000
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Movie or novel Twilight vamps? Because novel vamps would probably rip Blade apart. First off, he can't surprise them. Edward's a telepath and Alice is a highly-accurate precog. Secondly, the Twilight vamps outrun moving vehicles. Speeding moving vehicles.

What can Blade do for strength?


Begin telepathic or a precog do not preclude the possibility of being caught by surprise.

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:29 am
by Dead Metal
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Movie or novel Twilight vamps? Because novel vamps would probably rip Blade apart. First off, he can't surprise them. Edward's a telepath and Alice is a highly-accurate precog. Secondly, the Twilight vamps outrun moving vehicles. Speeding moving vehicles.

What can Blade do for strength?

N_V was faster than me.
So Alice can see into the future all she'll be seeing is how Blade butchers her and her family, and no out-running moving vehicles will save them while he comes after them with his bike and guns.

Basically this fight is totally unfair as the wimpy emo vamps from Twilight couldn't even stand a chance against Dr. Von Goosewing and he's the worst Vampire hunter ever.


The more I think about it I would love to see the following:
Twilight vs Ghost Rider
Twilight vs Dr. Manhattan
Twilight vs Fleetway's Super Sonic from STC
Twilight vs Ghostbusters

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:26 pm
by Optimus Eeyore
I might give this to the Twilight Vampires if Blade was dead before the battle started. Otherwise this is a no contest. Hell Morbius would probably take the whole of the Twilight Vampires.

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:04 pm
by Bloodlust
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Here ya go!

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:11 pm
by Rodimus Prime
Name_Violation wrote:blade > emo vampire


Sums it up perfectly in a sane world.

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:16 am
by Li Lioeliatus
Blade would win in all situtations. Twilight is ridiculous.
Blade and friends carving throught the entire cast of Twilight would be a fine sight.

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:33 am
by kjyl
as this is my first post on this board it is only appropriate that it has noting whatsoever to do with transformers....

I have read all of the twilight books, this is not a fact that I am proud of, but I suffer from a odd compulsion that I must know how a story ends, and I made the mistake of seeing the first movie with my girlfreind.

based on the books the t-vamps powers would be something like this.

super strength, in one scene a vampire pulverizes a chunk of granite in his fist, that take about six to ten tons of pressure per square inch. this was not seen as remarkable. so in terms of strength the win has to go to the t-vamps.

toughness, it is mentioned that the only thing strong enough to hurt a vampire is another vampire, given the above strength levels it is safe to put the strength of their skin at something higher then granite so at least ten tons of force per square inch. Guns would do nothing, and if Blade's strength tops out at a ton, his sword would do nothing as well.

speed, at least 80 mph plus, at one point in the first book Ed thinks about killing a room full of people, he figures he can kill at least twelve, before anyone even notices that it is happening, but should be able to kill the rest before they have a chance to scream. so speed as well goes to the twilight vampires.

so as they are now, not even taking pre-cog or telepathy in to account, the twilight vampires would destroy Blade. They are less vampires and more a golden age Superman that happens to drink blood and sparkle.


That said, they do have half-vampires in the twilight universe and they are not much less powerful then the regular vamps. So if blade was based on one of them then it might be a different story.

Who would I rather see win in a fight? Blade of course. But as written the twilight vampires are way too powerful, but then almost every sympathetic character in the book is a mary sue, so there you go.

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:03 am
by Exic
I don't watch Twilight. So Blade FTW too!!

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:05 pm
by Moon Bug
kjyl wrote:super strength, in one scene a vampire pulverizes a chunk of granite in his fist, that take about six to ten tons of pressure per square inch. this was not seen as remarkable. so in terms of strength the win has to go to the t-vamps.

toughness, it is mentioned that the only thing strong enough to hurt a vampire is another vampire, given the above strength levels it is safe to put the strength of their skin at something higher then granite so at least ten tons of force per square inch. Guns would do nothing, and if Blade's strength tops out at a ton, his sword would do nothing as well.


This is rubbish. I have smashed granite with a hammer. Blade would have no problem. Plus pressure changes due to the size of the object placing on it. If you can lift 1 ton then the same force in a small area like the edge of a katana is seriously increased. This would all depend on how strong the skin is in comparison to the blade.

My opinion is Blade would win this one. And it is certainly a fight I would like to see.

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:39 pm
by kjyl
Lunar-tic wrote:
kjyl wrote:super strength, in one scene a vampire pulverizes a chunk of granite in his fist, that take about six to ten tons of pressure per square inch. this was not seen as remarkable. so in terms of strength the win has to go to the t-vamps.

toughness, it is mentioned that the only thing strong enough to hurt a vampire is another vampire, given the above strength levels it is safe to put the strength of their skin at something higher then granite so at least ten tons of force per square inch. Guns would do nothing, and if Blade's strength tops out at a ton, his sword would do nothing as well.


This is rubbish. I have smashed granite with a hammer. Blade would have no problem. Plus pressure changes due to the size of the object placing on it. If you can lift 1 ton then the same force in a small area like the edge of a katana is seriously increased. This would all depend on how strong the skin is in comparison to the blade.

My opinion is Blade would win this one. And it is certainly a fight I would like to see.


It takes much, much less force to shatter granite then it does to pulverize it, which is why you can swing a hammer and break it, but you would not be able to simply put the hammer against it and push and hope to get the same result

the vampire in the scene I am refering to explicitly pulverizes it only by squeezing it in one hand, that is pretty much superman level strength.

Also I forgot to mention regeneration, and in a sentance I never thought I would write SPOLIERS FOR TWILIGHT.

so at the end of the books bella gets pregnant with Ed's kid. Having a super strong fetus inside of you is a bad thing by the time she gives birth, her hips and spine is broken, she has mssive internal injuries, and oh yeah has been pretty much disemboweled becase they had to deliver the baby by cesarean with their freakin teeth. then they make her a vampire. A day or two later she does not even have a scar. so add minior regeneration to the powers kit as well.


Blade fights vampires, the Twilight vamps are not really vampires but super freaking vampires. Blade and the vampires he faces, in the movie or the comics, are just written at a much lower power level. so if you take them as written the T-vamps will just destroy Blade.

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:08 pm
by sto_vo_kor_2000
kjyl wrote:
Lunar-tic wrote:
kjyl wrote:super strength, in one scene a vampire pulverizes a chunk of granite in his fist, that take about six to ten tons of pressure per square inch. this was not seen as remarkable. so in terms of strength the win has to go to the t-vamps.

toughness, it is mentioned that the only thing strong enough to hurt a vampire is another vampire, given the above strength levels it is safe to put the strength of their skin at something higher then granite so at least ten tons of force per square inch. Guns would do nothing, and if Blade's strength tops out at a ton, his sword would do nothing as well.


This is rubbish. I have smashed granite with a hammer. Blade would have no problem. Plus pressure changes due to the size of the object placing on it. If you can lift 1 ton then the same force in a small area like the edge of a katana is seriously increased. This would all depend on how strong the skin is in comparison to the blade.

My opinion is Blade would win this one. And it is certainly a fight I would like to see.


It takes much, much less force to shatter granite then it does to pulverize it, which is why you can swing a hammer and break it, but you would not be able to simply put the hammer against it and push and hope to get the same result

the vampire in the scene I am refering to explicitly pulverizes it only by squeezing it in one hand, that is pretty much superman level strength.

Also I forgot to mention regeneration, and in a sentance I never thought I would write SPOLIERS FOR TWILIGHT.

so at the end of the books bella gets pregnant with Ed's kid. Having a super strong fetus inside of you is a bad thing by the time she gives birth, her hips and spine is broken, she has mssive internal injuries, and oh yeah has been pretty much disemboweled becase they had to deliver the baby by cesarean with their freakin teeth. then they make her a vampire. A day or two later she does not even have a scar. so add minior regeneration to the powers kit as well.


Blade fights vampires, the Twilight vamps are not really vampires but super freaking vampires. Blade and the vampires he faces, in the movie or the comics, are just written at a much lower power level. so if you take them as written the T-vamps will just destroy Blade.


I dont know enough asbout the T vamps to asrgue much.

But what you described is no where near Superman level strengths.

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:32 pm
by kjyl
To be honest I was thinking of old school supes before the power inflate.

An average humans grip strength tops out at about ten pounds per inch.
Extrapolate that out and the t-vamps should be able to juggle tanks with out
breaking a sweat seem at least to be in the same league as modern superman,
not the planet mover version of course, but pretty darn strong

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:51 pm
by Moon Bug
Blade lives and breathes killing vamps, it's all he is. It's his life. He has quite an arsenal and certainly knows how to use it. The reason vamps are so secretive is because they are afraid of death, they are afraid even of what humans can do to them. Blade would use their weakness against them. He would lay a trap. Even precogs can be suprised quite easily when you know what you are fighting. And I'm sure Blade would know. Incendiary rounds and C4 would make short work of even the most powerful vampire. And hell, there is more than one way to skin a cat.

Re: Blade vs Twilight

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:43 pm
by Loki God Of Mischief
kjyl wrote:To be honest I was thinking of old school supes before the power inflate.


So you're talking about Pre-Crisis Earth 1 Superman and Earth 2 Superman right? The guys that could push planets out of orbit and freeze oceans with their frost breath, etc.?

kjyl wrote:An average humans grip strength tops out at about ten pounds per inch.
Extrapolate that out and the t-vamps should be able to juggle tanks with out
breaking a sweat seem at least to be in the same league as modern superman,
not the planet mover version of course, but pretty darn strong


Dream on Twitard. The Twilight vampires aren't killers. They're not strong for vampires and I could name dozens of real vampires that could take them down.

But when it comes to Blade vs. a bunch of sparkly pussies? This is exactly what's going to happen the second Blade rolls into town:

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Promptly followed by a literal bloodbath as Blade eviscerates, maims, burns, and kills every vampire in the Twilight universe.