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In a fight to the death who would win? 20 mimes vs. 20 clowns. Anything goes, any common clown weapons are legal (mallets, knives, crack pipes, used needles, broken booze bottles, etc.), there's no time limit, and the fight takes place in a big top. The side with living members is the winner. My bet is on the clowns.

They're both really f**king annoying. Clowns win by use of weapons. Mimes can't do ****. I always get the urge to f**king punch one when I see it on TV or in a movie or something.

Not true. Mimes can wall you in a 'box.' Ever see that motion they do with their hands? They're making a 'box.'
Plus the Mimes can throw 'stuff' at the clowns, and the clowns would have to 'die' or they wouldn't be 'funny.'

So Mimes win.

Rodimus Prime wrote:They're both really f**king annoying. Clowns win by use of weapons. Mimes can't do ****. I always get the urge to f**king punch one when I see it on TV or in a movie or something.

Zombie Starscream wrote:Not true. Mimes can wall you in a 'box.' Ever see that motion they do with their hands? They're making a 'box.'
Plus the Mimes can throw 'stuff' at the clowns, and the clowns would have to 'die' or they wouldn't be 'funny.'

So Mimes win.

The Clowns weapons would be impeeded by the Mimes' forcefield generating abilities. I think it'll be a drawn out contest, but ultimately the clowns will win. If they manage to bump off a handful of Mimes the force field will weaken, allowing for a Clown victory.

MIMES!!!!

they have a larger arsenal. mime ballista's, walls, rope, you name it. a mime can make anything.

the army of balloon animals are the biggest things the clowns can throw at them. an army of squeeky animals might turn the tide, but my moneys is on mimes

When you say Clown do you mean only real clowns or also the scary clowns like Joker Pennywise, the Vampire Clowns from Ghostbusters and the Killer Klowns from outer space?

I go with the clowns even without the scary ones simply because clowns are awesome, the only reason you should go to a circus and because of Gacy, a serial killer who's day time job was to entertain children as a birthday clown.

The clowns have poison in their squeeze flowers but the mimes combine to form a gestalt called Mimeograph. Mimes win.