The Energon Pub

You're given a revolver that's loaded with a single bullet. You are trapped in a room with Chris Crocker, Simon Cowell, Michael Bay, Wolfie Blackheart, Superstar Pat Lee, and Boxxy. You're only allowed to shoot one person and you aren't allowed to choose yourself. One hour after you've shot one of them to death you're allowed to leave the room. No charges will be brought against you. However you will have to listen to the others for the entire hour and for as long as it takes for you to shoot one of them. So who is it? I'd put one between Simon's eyes. Everyone else is likely to go away, but he's going to be around forever until America gets tired of his poopy pop music tv vote show. Which will be never.

On that list, I only know Bay and Cowell, neither of whom I'd shoot. What the hell is Boxxy? I'd probably shoot that one because I hate people with single names, given Boxxy is a person. I watched some episodes of Idol just because of Cowell. I thought it was hilarious how he ripped those people a new asshole. (Mostly deserved.) The auditions were even funnier.

if i cant get them to all line up and hit them all with a head shot....

chris crocker. we've left britany alone, now why are you semi-famous?

2nd choice is Wolfie. emo kids = waste of a life

Wolfie's not just an emo. She's an Emo Werewolf.

I'll shoot that Simon guy.
I like Bay and wouldn't mind talking to him,
Boxxy is a chick (if that's the same boxxy I've heard of) I have loads of training in ignoring words from annoying yet halfway hot girls,
Wolfy's emo and they want to die so I'd be doing her a favor and I don't want that,
Chris Crocker is hilarious and might be even more hilarious if I beat him a bit,
blackheart I have no idea who that is
Pat Lee I want to kidnapp and release him at a TF convention in a cage match against all the artists and writers he screwed over during DW = epic awesome!

I would Shoot simon, but only after he made mike bay comit suicide:)

Loki God Of Mischief wrote:I'd put one between Simon's eyes. Everyone else is likely to go away, but he's going to be around forever until America gets tired of his poopy pop music tv vote show. Which will be never.

He's not on the show anymore.

I'd let Simon live. His entire job on the show was to make stupid people cry, and I can respect that. I'd spare Chris Crocker, only because it's more than likely Simon could make that guy(?) cry him(?)self to death. I'd shoot Pat Lee, but I'd make sure to explain to him why he's such a jerk before I do. Then I'd talk Michael Bay into blowing up the other two because I don't know them. And then me and Bay and Simon would make an awesome action flick where bad singers cry and then explode.

I like how people are too lazy to google the people they don't know.

It's better to just put your fingers in your ears and not shoot anyone.