The Energon Pub

The Players; Jason Voohees - the terror of Camp Crystal Lake, Captain Davy Jones - Tentacled evil pirate in command of the flying dutchman and essentially immortal.
The setting: The flying dutchman at sea in the midst of a storm.
Between the combatants lies Davy Jone's chest containing his heart. Jones is eeking to protect it. Jason just wants to hack and slice Jones to bits.
Who wins?

Davy Jones wins because Jason is too brain-dead to ever think of looking in a chest and stabbing Jones' heart. Whereas, Jones could send Jason to his "locker" for all eternity and noone would ever set him free.

Im pretty sure that Jason was scared to death of the water. Look at Freddy vs Jason. Freddy almost killed Jason in his nightmare of the lake. Even without that Davy Jones would win.

Darth Vader wrote:Im pretty sure that Jason was scared to death of the water. Look at Freddy vs Jason. Freddy almost killed Jason in his nightmare of the lake. Even without that Davy Jones would win.

They made that up specifically for Freddy vs Jason.

He spent a lot of time in water in the other movies.

and Jason wins

Hockey mask for the win

Davey Jones is imortal, he'd send Jason to the Locker and Kill him, or Jason stabs the heart and is bound to the seas.

Matt D wrote:Davey Jones is imortal, he'd send Jason to the Locker and Kill him, or Jason stabs the heart and is bound to the seas.

Yes, those are the two most viable opposing results, so which one are you in favor of happening is somewhat the question at hand.

Predaprince wrote:

Matt D wrote:Davey Jones is imortal, he'd send Jason to the Locker and Kill him, or Jason stabs the heart and is bound to the seas.

Yes, those are the two most viable opposing results, so which one are you in favor of happening is somewhat the question at hand.

Not to mention the fact that Jason is indeed immortal.

You can't kill Jason, only slow him down

Could Jason 'hack it' with the kraken?

This fight woul indeed be an eternal fight, I think neither of them can die the traditional way, but Jones has the heart-weakness (which is Jason too dumb to understand), and Jason can be weakened to a coma-like state, and he can be frozen. I vote for DJ.

Grimlock86 wrote:This fight woul indeed be an eternal fight, I think neither of them can die the traditional way, but Jones has the heart-weakness (which is Jason too dumb to understand), and Jason can be weakened to a coma-like state, and he can be frozen. I vote for DJ.

Jason isn't that dumb, he just can't talk.

Venomous Prime wrote:

Predaprince wrote:

Matt D wrote:Davey Jones is imortal, he'd send Jason to the Locker and Kill him, or Jason stabs the heart and is bound to the seas.

Yes, those are the two most viable opposing results, so which one are you in favor of happening is somewhat the question at hand.

Not to mention the fact that Jason is indeed immortal.

You can't kill Jason, only slow him down

Jason sent to the locker

Yeah...Jason would either be eaten by the Kraken or sent to the Locker. Duh. Nobody beats Bill Nighy. Nobody.

Apex Convoy wrote:Yeah...Jason would either be eaten by the Kraken or sent to the Locker. Duh. Nobody beats Bill Nighy. Nobody.

I doubt that the Kraken would have a chance against Jason. If the kraken swallows Jason in one, he could easily tear a path through the krakens body.

Grimlock86 wrote:

Apex Convoy wrote:Yeah...Jason would either be eaten by the Kraken or sent to the Locker. Duh. Nobody beats Bill Nighy. Nobody.

I doubt that the Kraken would have a chance against Jason. If the kraken swallows Jason in one, he could easily tear a path through the krakens body.

So now Jason does not need air and can survive stomach acid...?

Darth Vader wrote:

Grimlock86 wrote:

Apex Convoy wrote:Yeah...Jason would either be eaten by the Kraken or sent to the Locker. Duh. Nobody beats Bill Nighy. Nobody.

I doubt that the Kraken would have a chance against Jason. If the kraken swallows Jason in one, he could easily tear a path through the krakens body.

So now Jason does not need air and can survive stomach acid...?

Jason doesn't need air, he hasn't since he "died" the first time.

and if the stomach acid eats him away he will just regenerate whatever is lost to it.

You can't beat Jason

Darth Vader wrote:

Grimlock86 wrote:

Apex Convoy wrote:Yeah...Jason would either be eaten by the Kraken or sent to the Locker. Duh. Nobody beats Bill Nighy. Nobody.

I doubt that the Kraken would have a chance against Jason. If the kraken swallows Jason in one, he could easily tear a path through the krakens body.

So now Jason does not need air and can survive stomach acid...?

Look at Jason X. LOL

Even if Jason is too dumb to understand what is in the box, I'm sure he will just smash it for fun and end up killing him that way.

D puts a tentacle up J's ass and makes him his bitch.