The Energon Pub

My girlfriend recently got the Lady Gaga CD "Born This Way". If you haven't seen it, the cover is a motorcycle with Lady Gaga's upper body making up the front and handlebars. When I saw this my first thought was, "She's ripping off Cy-Kill from the Go-Bots!" So I thought, what would make a better fantasy battle?

The Leader of the Renegade Go-Bots, Cy-Kill, versus the most unique dresser in the world, Lady Gaga!

FIGHT!

I have no clue how to call that match, but congratulations your thread has kicked my brain's ass.

how to address this.....
Cykill.....wins? I don't know....Because he's a giant frikkin robot...Other than that, IDK, Whatever. I don't like either that much, I mean, I like Cykill, but only because of his name...

If Cykill hears her "music" he shoots himself in the head.

The Potentate wrote:If Cykill hears her "music" he shoots himself in the head.

If Gaga was there in person, then that scenario would be perfect, because as Cy-kill's cold, dead, lifeless body falls to the ground, it crashes Gaga in the process. Win/Win?

I call draw!

MightyMagnus78 wrote:

The Potentate wrote:If Cykill hears her "music" he shoots himself in the head.

If Gaga was there in person, then that scenario would be perfect, because as Cy-kill's cold, dead, lifeless body falls to the ground, it crashes Gaga in the process. Win/Win?

I call draw!

^THIS^
Class dismissed

MightyMagnus78 wrote:

The Potentate wrote:If Cykill hears her "music" he shoots himself in the head.

If Gaga was there in person, then that scenario would be perfect, because as Cy-kill's cold, dead, lifeless body falls to the ground, it crashes Gaga in the process. Win/Win?

I call draw!

I wouldn't call that a draw. I'd call that a clear victory for mankind. We'd all be a little better off without Gaga.

Dagon wrote:

MightyMagnus78 wrote:

The Potentate wrote:If Cykill hears her "music" he shoots himself in the head.

If Gaga was there in person, then that scenario would be perfect, because as Cy-kill's cold, dead, lifeless body falls to the ground, it crashes Gaga in the process. Win/Win?

I call draw!

I wouldn't call that a draw. I'd call that a clear victory for mankind. We'd all be a little better off without Gaga.

It's uncanny how much I'm rooting for Gaga here. Cykill cleary has the superior name, but it somehow also spells V-I-C-T-I-M to me.

Cy-Kill without mercy.

Cy-Kill starts ripping the flesh from Gaga. It takes a few moments for him to realise that he only has her dress made of meat. Meanwhile, Gaga has run away naked.