The Energon Pub

Damon Salvatore (The Vampire Diaries)

vs

Selene (Underworld)

vs

Angel (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

vs

Edward Cullen (Twilight)

vs

Marlow (30 Days of Night)

vs

Deacon Frost (Blade films, pre-Blood God transformation).


Random encounter in a cave. No weapons for anyone; the fight will be purely hand-to-hand. Who wins?

Nobody, I wake up and cry in the corner!

They just form a circle and suck each other forever due to immortality. A perpetual circle suck. Suckity suck suck suck.

No, they're all impossible. Warm dust in the sunshine wins.