The Energon Pub

(Title by Halo!)

I thought I'd do a parody of Star Wars.

For those of you unfamiliar with this sort of thing (Transtopia guys), this style of parody was developed by The Happy Locust. Posters would take a part, and the writer (In this case, me), would add them in a comedic story in that characters place.

So, here are all the parts I can think of:

Space Fights
Episode 4: A New Shame:

Big parts-

Luke: Zuko
Leia: Halo
Han Solo: AutobotJazz
Chewbacca: Tha Tweezrrr
R2-D2: awkwaRd
C-3PO: Venemous Prime
Darth Vader: Locust
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Psycho Warrior

Minor parts-

Wedge: Autobobby1
Rebellion Member A: Sigma Prime
Rebellion Member B: Shadowman
Rebellion Officer A: Dragonslayer
Rebellion Officer B: Ramrider
Imperial A: Rodimus Lantern
Imperial B: Also Rodimus Lantern
Imperial Officer A: Galaxy Convoy
Imperial Officer B: Op
Greedo: Operation Ravage
Jabba the Hutt: PredaconX
Grand Moff Tarkin: High Command

Hey hey, full cast!

High Command should be Grand Moff Tarkin.

Darth Vader maybe? yeah that would be cool, sign me up

Caelus wrote:High Command should be Grand Moff Tarkin.

One rule I made is that I can only cast them if they either request it, or don't post at all anymore.

awkwaRd wrote::-? Darth Vader maybe? yeah that would be cool, sign me up

Wel, I was holding out for Locust, but you'll do.

Shadowman wrote:

awkwaRd wrote::-? Darth Vader maybe? yeah that would be cool, sign me up

Wel, I was holding out for Locust, but you'll do.

no biggy, if you want Locust.. or if he wants it, i could take R2-D2

awkwaRd wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

awkwaRd wrote::-? Darth Vader maybe? yeah that would be cool, sign me up

Wel, I was holding out for Locust, but you'll do.

no biggy, if you want Locust.. or if he wants it, i could take R2-D2

Ooh, R2 works.

Yay for stealing ideas!

ahmen to that

Han Solo please.

AutobotJazz wrote:Han Solo please.

Sure thing.

Jazz: Are you gonna shoot?
Greedo: No, you're supposed to shoot.
Jazz: That's crazy. You're supposed to shoot first. I'm the good guy!
Greedo: No, you're the badass scoundrel who will do whatever it takes, YOU shoot first!

This could go on for a while.

Shadowman wrote:For those of you unfamiliar with this sort of thing (Transtopia guys), this style of parody was developed by The Happy Locust. Posters would take a part, and the writer (In this case, me), would add them in a comedic story in that characters place.

For the record, I didn't pioneer anything. I forget who was doing these type of stories before I started, but I wasn't the first. I was just the most active for 4 years.

The Happy Locust wrote:

Shadowman wrote:For those of you unfamiliar with this sort of thing (Transtopia guys), this style of parody was developed by The Happy Locust. Posters would take a part, and the writer (In this case, me), would add them in a comedic story in that characters place.

For the record, I didn't pioneer anything. I forget who was doing these type of stories before I started, but I wasn't the first. I was just the most active for 4 years.

I know Blast Cannon was going Lord of the Mods when I signed up. And he's been on here just slightly longer than you.

The world may never know.

I call Luke.

I guess I'll take C3-P0

Which works since my brother is R2-D2

What the heck..I got Luke

Blaster_6267 wrote:What the heck..I got Luke

Sorry, Zuko called it first.

There's always a bunch of minor parts (Most of which was recurring characters), or you could hold out until another episode. There's always Lando. Everyone likes Lando.

I call Wedge!

Autobobby1 wrote:I call Wedge!

And Wedge you are!

Perhaps I'll recast you for Captain Antilles in the Prequel Trilogy.

As soon as I get the Officers, soldiers, and Tarkin cast, I'll be able to start.

Perhaps I'll Blast Cannon's soul for Tarkin. He doesn't post much anymore. And a megalomaniacal war criminal military leader is right up his alley.

Shadowman wrote:There's always Lando. Everyone likes Lando.

Good point, and everyone loves me, its a perfct fit

Dibs on Lando

I guess I'll be a Rebel officer. This sounds like fun

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Sign me up for Imperial Officer A.

I'll be Greedo if the part isn't already taken.

I would like to be Imperial Officer B if it is not taken yet.

Only a few paerts left, then I can start!

Luckly, I won't have to cast this many parts again until I start the prequels.

Only Yoda, Lando, Boba Fett and Palpatine (OOPS! SPOILER!) are new in the next episode.