The Energon Pub

I liked Axel Alloy's "Shopping for Margaret" so much I decide to make my own.

Megatron was on the beach, rubbing anti-sand joint cream on. Or at least he thought so. In fact, Starscream had swapped the cream for something a little "hotter", baking oil.
"This should be good." said Starscream from his position, 100ft away. The sun was so hot that before long smoke was rising from the oil.
"Hey, what's that smell." wondered Megatron. Suddenly, FWOOSH! The baking oil went up in flames!
"AAARGH!" cried Megatron, "AAARGH! HELP HELP! MORTALS HELP ME!!!" but the humans had all ran away, fearing Megatron's wrath!
"I'll save you!" shouted Starscream.
"Yeah, right." thought Megatron, but let Starscream fly towards him in jet mode. Three seconds later Megatron had been knocked into the sea, and the fire extinguished.
"Thankyou Starscream!" shouted Megatron, from a good few hundred feet out, "Hey, I'm rusting up! I can't move! Curse you Starscream!!" shouted Megatron. In this time a fishing boat had come up.
"Hey," said one of the fisherman on board, "Look guys, a huge fish! Bet you won't see that again!"

THE END(for now)

Thankyou, thankyou! *bows*

does nobody like it?

Does nobody like me? *sniffle*

Next story:

Starscream and the other Seekers were playing beach volleyball with Dirge, Thrust and Ramjet when Megatron came up behind him, dripping wet and covered in seaweed with a look that kills. 24 people died mysteriously 5 seconds later. The seekers couldn't control their laughter as Starscream shrank about 5ft when Megatron looked at him.
"5 laps, round the world, Starscream, now!" Megatron shouted. Starscream obeyed. 30 seconds later, high above the Earth, Starscream was thinking of another prank. "Hmmm," he thought, "Since I'm in a cartoon, what happens if I do this?" he transformed into robot mode, and reached out for a tiny star. He grabbed it. "This could be good," he thought. He grabbed more stars and put them in his null ray cannon. He then dived for Earth, straight at Megatron. "Hey, Megaboob, catch these!" he shouted.
"I thought I told you to AARGH!" Megatron was cut off as he was hit by a load of strars from Starscream's null ray like peas from a peashooter. Except they were all screaming.
"How do you like my STARSCREAMERS Megatron?"
"I'll get you Starscream. And that was a crap pun!!!"

Starscream is funny.

Megatron is dumb.

I got a kick out of that. You have to love saturday morning cartoon logic.

best one yet bring on more

JaAm wrote:I got a kick out of that. You have to love saturday morning cartoon logic.

QFT, couldnt agree more

what does qtf mean? and i saw this a long time ago. i thought it was funny and starscream has his traitorious personality.

jazz reborn wrote:what does qtf mean? and i saw this a long time ago. i thought it was funny and starscream has his traitorious personality.

qft means quoted for the truth