the death of slingshot

one cycle on patrol slingshot comes across a strange moon.
he notices a shiny object on the planet.
when he inspects he notices its a lake of what looks to be gold.
"this must be the golden lagoon beachcomber is always talking about, i better take a quick dip"
after emergeing in a shiny new finish he begins to feel incredible pain.
"THIS ISNT THE LAGOON!!" as he looks at his hands crack and crumble. and soon his arm falls off. "THIS IS GPS!!! DAMN YOU GENERATION TWO!!!"
he notices a shiny object on the planet.
when he inspects he notices its a lake of what looks to be gold.
"this must be the golden lagoon beachcomber is always talking about, i better take a quick dip"
after emergeing in a shiny new finish he begins to feel incredible pain.
"THIS ISNT THE LAGOON!!" as he looks at his hands crack and crumble. and soon his arm falls off. "THIS IS GPS!!! DAMN YOU GENERATION TWO!!!"