The Energon Pub

okay, a few minutes before writing this, over in the ladies thread, i got the idea of writing an AVP vs TF fanfic. epic, i know, i know, but calm yourselves.

and HK, you will not be holding the title of most threads in the Fanfiction for long, i have several other series planned

without further ado, Aliens vs Transformers:

Space. Man thouht it was alone in the universe. we knew, we knew there was more out there. Then, one fateful day, a small meteor collided with one of our planes, several more fell with it. We didn't know what to make of them, we never recovered any samples.

But little did we know, we were not as alone as we had gathered...


A small firery meteor smashes into the marsh of Florida. Reptilian-like animals come running from the wreckage.

" Yo Bill, you see that?" asked Paul, looking over at the fire.

" Yeah Paul, that was some real sh--wait, you hear that?" stumbled Bill, walking over to the meteor. Chirp-like growls can be heard from around the area. Bill screams, falling to the ground

" Bill? Bill, where'd you go? ahh," yelled Paul, being attacked by several aliens. Two human-like creatures walk into the area, shooting some of the aliens, several of them get away.

Wheelimus Prime wrote:
and HK, you will not be holding the title of most threads in the Fanfiction for long, i have several other series planned
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You *are* terrifyingly prolific.

I wasn't aware there was any great thrill in having posted the largest number here. Yay me. While my glory lasts. Or whatever.

HK, keep it clean WP!

This concept could get interesting

Over Earth

Two giant ships fight each other from the sky, a third one jumps out of warp drive and begin shooting the both of them.

" Optimus, those things aren't letting up!" screamed Tracks," We got a Decepticon ship entering now." The other ship breaks in two and starts to fall to Earth, Then the other two fall out of orbit.

" What is going on?" yelled Optimus, falling to the ground.

They activated some sort of tractor beam, we are falling with them!" shouted Ratchet.

" Wheelimus, try and get us sta--" started Optimus, the ships fall into the Artic Ocean, spilling the contents of each onto Antarctica.

Maywood, Arizona

" You here about what happened to those people on the news?" asked Mary, looking over at her Husband, John.

" Yeah, they saying it is some Chupricabra or something," said John, walking away from his chair. The shadow of a raptor-like animal passes opposite to the window.

" You going to bed?" asked Mary, cleaning up her plate.

" In about twenty," he replied, heading up the stairs. The Two go to bed, the front door breaks open, two raptor-like creatures walk in and begin tearing apart the furniture.

Somewhere over the Antartican waters

" Everybody okay?" asked Optimus, getting up.

" We are okay down here, but the ship is sinking in sub-zero water," said Wheelimus Prime. Over on the ship that was shot down, several human-like armor-clad creatures climb out of the ship and escaping using smaller carriers.

" Wheelimus, follow them," said Optimus, looking over at them.

" My pleasure, Disruptor, care to join me?" asked Wheelimus, climbing up the mess.

Love it! Keep going

Very nice I can't wait to read more!

WTF?? I dont look at fanfics for 2 days, and i get an ALiens vs tf thread???

confusing but interesting. Lets see how this turns out.

Wheelimus, carrying Disruptor on the roof of his jet mode, flies after the two alien carriers.

" Drop me just overhead," said Disruptor, picking up a pulse cannon.

" Copy that," said Wheelimus, flying above the carriers.

" We got something following us," said one of the aliens*.

" Take 'em out," said the pilot.

" Hold, hold, now!" shouted Disruptor, Wheelimus begins to transform into a cybertronian truck, dropping Disruptor onto the roof of the second carrier. Wheelimus falls onto the carrier below it, transforming into his robot form.

" Okay, a simple--Woah!" shouted Wheelimus, falling off the carrier.

" Damn it, do i have to do everything?" yelled Disruptor, shooting at two of the aliens.

outside of Mesa, Arizona

Several of the raptor-like creatures terrorize the surrounding villages, eating everything in sight, three armored figures come out from cave and begin shooting at the creatures. Three Decepticons land in the surrounding area.

" Starscream," said Megatron," get the ship back online."

" Yes sir," said Starscream, walking over to the back of the wreckage.

Crashed Autobot ship

" Yo, Prime, Tracks says we been hit pretty hard, doesn't know if we will be able to bring her back online," said Jazz.

" Carriemus, see what you can do about the lights," said Optimus.

" On it sir," said Carriemus, walking off.

Ooohh there's me look! *points*

Good stuff WP keep going

USS Nimitz

" So, scuttle butt from the navy says we got us some boagies to the south," said Admiral James Harrison, walking back to his quarters.

" Those guys from deck 3 are full of lies," replied Mark Zane, a freshly reenlisted marine.

" RADAR just picked up something," said First Luitenant Isaac Nimerman," They are closing fast."

" Get our dogs in the air now!" said the Admiral," Petty Officer, follow me."

" On your six," replied Petty Officer Davis.

" Ramjet, we got us a hip, appears to be armed," said Thrust.

" Take it out," said Ramjet, unleashing his payload of missles on the Aircraft Carrier.

" hold up, you take out the boat, i will work on the jets," said Thrust.

The Philly Suburbs

" In other news, we have just lost the Nimitz to an unknown air attack. No news yet on who is responisble at this time. to the family of the ship's crew, our heartfelt sympathy goes to you all," said a female News Caster.

" Tyrone, go see if there is any more hamburgs in the garage," said Lashawna.

" On it mom," said Tyrone, walking off. A meteor crshes through the roof of their house. Lashawna climbs out of the wreckage of the house.

" Oh hell no!" shout Lashawna to the robot," Ain't nobody crashing into my house and breacking my sh!t!" The robot looks blankly at her, standing up.

" What is taking you so long?" asked Starscram, over their comlink.

" I don't know, i am sort of afraid of this human," said Sonic-Boom.

" Hey, i am talking to you," yelled Lashawna," You had better hope you are talking to someone who can help you fix this place." Several of the neighborhood kids look out at the the house, staring in disbelief. The robot begins cleaning up the mess it left and repairing the house.

Somewhere in Brazil

" They were here a second ago," said Wheelimus Prime.

" Yeah, I don't like this, let's return to base," said Disruptor.

Wheelimus Prime wrote:" Oh hell no!" shout Lashawna to the robot," Ain't nobody crashing into my house and breacking my sh!t!" The robot looks blankly at her, standing up.

Very nice so far! =D

**fingers crossed for an appearance**

Earth Stationed Autobot HQ

" Wingz, I need you to find out where those aliens got to," said Optimus Prime.

" On it Sir," replied Wingz, transforming and flying off.

" Prime, we have an update on Wheelimus and Disruptor," said Ratchet.

" Play it back," said Optimus, looking over at the moniters.

" Uh, Optimus, are you going to do that every time Ratchet comes in here?" asked Wheelimus Prime.

" Oh, uh, you had an update?" asked Optimus, quickly changing the subject.

" Yes, well, we lost track of those Predators," said Wheelimus," But we know the general location of the aliens and Decepticons."

" Good, we will rendeavous with the others at that location," said Optimus Prime, walking out of the room.

Yay! I made an appearance! =D **dances happily**!

I can't wait to read more! =) gogo, updates!

Crash-site of the Nemisis

Megatron climbs between the wreckage of the Nemisis, shooting at several of the aliens. Starscream walks over to him, picking up the dead bodies.

" Where is soundwave?" asked Megatron, standong next to Starscream.

" He said something about a satelite," replied Starscream, walking off. Several more aliens climb through the forest toward the wreckage, Megatron begins shooting at them. Optimus Prime and the autobots drive up opposite to them.

" Megatron," said Optimus.

" Optimus," said Megatron.

" Name_Violation?" asked Wheelimus," you weren't even here!"

" Uh, i trained as a ninja, dumbass," said Name_Violation, shooting at Ironhide.

" Starscream!" shouted Starscream, flying down and releasing a payload on the Autobots and Decepticons.

" We already finished that game," said Name_Violation, getting up," and watch your--"

" You were getting on my nerves," said Wheelimus Prime, blowing the tip of his plasma arm-cannon. One of the aliens pass by un-noticed, and starts biting on the Nemisis' fuel cells.

" What is that sound?" asked Optimus, everybody stops what they are doing and look over at the alien. The fuel cells rupture, creating a mini-explosion, killing off most of the planets and animals. The Transformers begin to morph into half metal half organic creatures. Wheelimus, a griffin-like animal; Optimus, a gorilla; Megatron, a cross between a T-Rex and the aliens;Starscream, a bat.

The whole Earth is changed, most of the original species living on the planet die out or are eaten. The Human Race is destroyed, leaving the Autobots, now Maximals, to protect the planet. The Decepticons, now Predicons, try and enslave the Planet

Is that the end?

If everything is destroyed what do they protect?

Very interesting is there more?

Wheelimus Prime wrote:The Transformers begin to morph into half metal half organic creatures. Wheelimus, a griffin-like animal;

That makes two of us =D

ponders eventually drawing a second sketch of your character as a griffin

Nice ending! It reminds me of something Takashi Miike would do =) Do you plan to write more, or was this just a short story?

nice!...but what about disruptor?**PLOT HOLE**

who said it was over? now enters Part II, expect an update tomarrow

Wheelimus Prime wrote:who said it was over? now enters Part II, expect an update tomarrow

.....half-assed

disruptor96 wrote:

Wheelimus Prime wrote:who said it was over? now enters Part II, expect an update tomarrow

.....half-assed

crap. didn't mean tomarrow, meant tonight

damn typos

less than 2 hours left gogo update! =D

PART II

Earth lay in a state of flourishing life. 100 years after the incident, the Maximals had forgotten of their Autobot pasts, they now only looked to the future, a future where the Predicons wouldn't bother them anymore. Most life had died out or evolved into newer creatures to compete with the Maximals and Predicons. The world was now a global rainforest of life.

" Optimal," said Wheelimii," they are over the hill."

" Sit back, they aren't bothering us for now," Said Optimal Optimus, walking over to where Wingz and the others were.

" Got it, I will resume guard duty," said Wheelimii, walking back to the entrance of the cave.

" So," said Disruptor crawling off the roof of the cave," Where is Carriemus, I need to speak to her."

" Over here," said Carriemus, transforming from a giant Spider.

" I need your help with this," said Disruptor, handing Carriemus a box," can you open this? lack of arms." The whole cave grows quiet, a group of predicons walk by the opening of the cave, one of them looks in and then walks off.

Yay, two appearances! =D **dances**!

I like the idea of having maximals! =) Keep it up! =D

hmmm...I wonder what's in the box

Woooo!!! I am a giant spider!! That is sooo cool!!

Keep going!!

Wait, what? Did you just kill off N_V?!? You can't kill a ninja, son! They're like cockroaches.

Disruptor--you just made me snarf tea with your 'plot hole'.

Keep up the great work, Wheelimus!

HK, Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-fanfic