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News Credits: 273 · by **Delicon** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:04 am

Were you feeling lonely this past Valentine's Day? Do your best pickup lines never work? Are you looking for that little "something extra" to finally get the attention of ladies everywhere?

Well, have no fear, HASBRO is here! In what sounds like an early April Fool's Day joke (but isn't), HASBRO is actually getting into the cologne business Not only that, but they will be selling the only cologne that is "more than meets the eye." Or is that "more than meets the nose?"

You may order your very own Transformers cologne (available in Optimus Prime and Bumblebee varieties) by clicking here!

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News Credits: 402 · by **Mkall** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:35 am

Choose from 2 flavours!

Rusty Mech or Oily Lubricant! Buy your's today!

I see Botcon being a far smellier place this year...

News Credits: 3554 · by **Seibertron** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:42 am

Wouldn't this smell a little bit like "oil" or a grease monkey after a long day of work?

News Credits: 12 · by **GuyIncognito** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:01 pm

Seibertron wrote:Wouldn't this smell a little bit like "oil" or a grease monkey after a long day of work?

Some girls may find that hot and sexy. In my experience, most girls like guys to smell "manly", with a little deodorant and maybe some aftershave, but they don't really like cologne.

Anyway, couldn't they have at least packaged it in a transforming package or something? Or put it in a TF-shaped squirt bottle?

by **Elvaan** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:04 pm

News Credits: 2 · by **ConBotFormer** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:46 pm

Uhm...okay...what next? TransFormers condoms. Mega Big, Optimum Performance, Prime Pleasure, Star Screamer and the Devastator!

And then Hasbro will come out with a little TransForming blue pill for the, "fallen" :lol:

...They can call it, the AllGasim. :lol:

by **Liftgate** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:58 pm

"I see Botcon being a far smellier place this year..."

Oh god, don't say that! I hate perfumes and colognes, they reek and give me a headache. Many workplaces are even banning them, that should give an idea of how many people this crap actually irritates. As far as girls go, most girls I've ever talked to or overheard despise cologne (sorry AXE guys, Old Spice men, and you too celebrity brand stink wearers) and think it's generally something guys with poor hygiene slather on to cover up their funk. I know my girlfriend always has a snide comment when she walks past a guy stinking of cologne, so there's another one.

I think transformers probably smell like stainless steel (yes, it has a scent) and perhaps oil. The smellier ones probably stink like transmission fluid and old grease, but that's just speculation.

News Credits: 5 · by **--B--** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:24 pm

*Biggest, loudest facepalm ever*

News Credits: 9 · by **Zeds** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:35 pm

Elvaan wrote:

LMFAO! That pretty much represents my reaction! Who is steering this Titanic towards the iceberg?

News Credits: 7 · by **Chaoslock** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:23 pm

Well, since there allready was a toothbrush and shampoo made for the Bayformers....

OK, the only reason I'm not surprised is, there was allready something similar made for Star Trek, the Red Shirt cologne (which is just brilliant idea)

by **mechabooks** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:24 pm

Anybody for some radiator coolant? Transmission fluid maybe? This is ridiculous. :BANG_HEAD:

by **megatonlover** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 4:57 pm

ConBotFormer wrote:Uhm...okay...what next? TransFormers condoms. Mega Big, Optimum Performance, Prime Pleasure, Star Screamer and the Devastator!

And then Hasbro will come out with a little TransForming blue pill for the, "fallen" ...They can call it, the AllGasim.

LOL!!!!! XD :APPLAUSE:

That made my day!!! :lol:

by **Zombie Starscream** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:02 pm

Theyll probably call it "Mecha Musk."

"Men, now is your chance to smell like a robot. You'll have an odor that goes along with your personality." :-?

by **Bouncy X** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:04 pm

the funniest part is the price.

like its not sad enough they actually made a transformers cologne, but its under 20 dollars? yeah....i don't think so tim. lol

News Credits: 198 · by **DevastaTTor** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:19 pm

Repent, repent, the apacolypse is upon us!

Transfomers has just jumped the shark.

News Credits: 1 · by **Brakethrough** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:26 pm

Please, please, please call it "Old Spike".

by **SoundwavePrime** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:59 pm

What the f is wrong with hasbro they will make stupid calongne but no condoms whats wrong with them :BOOM:

lol but seriously what were they thinking :BANG_HEAD:

News Credits: 7 · by **Chaoslock** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:12 pm

Brakethrough wrote:Please, please, please call it "Old Spike".

For some reason, that sounds just wrong... :lol:

News Credits: 1 · by **Solrac333** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:24 pm

I'm gonna put it on my balls.

News Credits: 12 · by **nemesis-prime** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:28 pm

News Credits: 9 · by **Zeds** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:47 pm

omega666 wrote::-$ I'm gonna put it on my balls.

Sounding like Cleveland from Family Guy: "That's just nasty!"

News Credits: 273 · by **Delicon** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:50 pm

omega666 wrote::-$ I'm gonna put it on my balls.

Feel free, but don't miss or it will sting.

News Credits: 8 · by **Megatron Wolf** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 8:43 pm

well its official the transformers brand has sold out. Who in their right mind would thing this was a good idea? Talk about milking the franchise for all its worth. Guess hasbros following George Lucas' method these days.

by **foxmorgan** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:02 pm

As only The Ogre from "Revenge of the Nerds" could say... "NERDS!"... "I smell nerds".

I love Transformers, and that's my thing... but the last thing I need is to smell like a cheap mass produced product... I mean that's what KO's are for anyway.