Wake up Autobots!

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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Burn » Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:21 pm

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****, I meant to go the traditional response.

This is what moving house does to you. :(
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby -Soundwave- » Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:31 am

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Wait what? Did I miss nap time? I miss all the good stuff.



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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Bun-Bun » Wed Nov 21, 2018 9:01 am

Burn wrote:****, I meant to go the traditional response.

This is what moving house does to you. :(

Bah, it's fine.
I'll see how many variants of Burn telling me to **** off/myself I can collect :lol:
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Psychout » Wed Nov 21, 2018 11:46 am

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-Soundwave- wrote:Wait what? Did I miss nap time? I miss all the good stuff.



accept my boss hanging around, which means no playing for me...

It's never too late for naptime!
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Burn » Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:52 pm

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Bun-Bun wrote:
Burn wrote:****, I meant to go the traditional response.

This is what moving house does to you. :(

Bah, it's fine.
I'll see how many variants of Burn telling me to **** off/myself I can collect :lol:

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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby steve2275 » Thu Nov 22, 2018 2:50 am

Motto: "it may not get better
but it wont get any worse"
this should be fun and can I get a couple?

happy thanksgiving guys
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Burn » Thu Nov 22, 2018 4:14 pm

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steve2275 wrote:happy thanksgiving guys

Did you just assume my nationality?
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby steve2275 » Thu Nov 22, 2018 4:19 pm

Motto: "it may not get better
but it wont get any worse"
I was referring to everybody
and I didn't wan to double post or delete
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby High Command » Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:27 am

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High Command wrote:As it's St. Patricks's day, here's a wee HMW Irish drinking song!


Hi de di de di de di de di de di,

I thought I'd play some HMW,
To celebrate St. Paddy's day,
But where had all the Bots gone?
They'd left and gone away!
I entered into missions
Hoping they would show,
Looks like I hoped in vain,
I guess they're all yellow!


Oh hi de di de di de di de di de di,

Let's look in the arena,
Or maybe the CR?
Down the back of the sofa?
I searched near and far!
Where, oh where have you gone?
Was it something that we said?
Or was it that one time,
That we kicked you in the head?

Oh hi de di de di de di de di de di,

Please will you come back,
And play the game again,
We'll all try real hard,
Not to cause too much pain!
What if we give you all a hand?
And make a handicap?
The Cons can wear blindfolds,
And play like we are crap!

Oh hi de di de di de di de di de di,

Wait a moment everyone!
I've had an idea!
I'll find all the bots for you!
Of that, never fear!
It's this special day you see,
Let's go join their club!
Go and grab your coats real quick,
They're all down the pub!


Oh hi de di de di de di de di de di!

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One year on, it's time for my second HMW Irish drinking song!

Hi de di de di de di de di de di,

St Paddy's day is here again,
Lets drink to celebrate,
I've dyed all the energon green,
And boy it looks great!
Even though this place is dead,
As dead as dead can be,
Let's try and have some fun,
And throw a wee party.

Oh hi de di de di de di de di de di,

Last time I wrote a song,
I joked the bots had fled,
Now it looks even worse,
Is everybody dead?
This CFC round is hard,
Getting fifty bites,
How much longer now?
Fourty days and fourty nights?

Oh hi de di de di de di de di de di,

Now a verse for missing friends,
For Wingz and Redimus,
For JP, NS and Edge,
And of course Tammuz,
And the rest we have not seen,
Hope you're still alive,
Some days it feel like just I,
Fightin' Steve 2275.

Oh hi de di de di de di de di de di,

Time to wrap things up again,
And go back to the missions,
Hoping for some more bite kills,
It's optimistic wishings!
Hope Psych's got a plan,
To help us on our way,
Otherwise we'll be on this round,
On next St. paddy's day!

Oh hi de di de di de di de di deee diiii!
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Burn » Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:42 pm

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Nearly 12 hours later and no one has responded to this wonderful tale?

For shame people ... give HC the love he deserves!
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Optimus_Prime007 » Sun Mar 17, 2019 6:16 pm

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I'm to drunk to taste this chicken!


Good song HC! I'll on the lookout for the youtube vid ;)
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Bun-Bun » Mon Mar 18, 2019 5:09 am

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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby S.o.L. » Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:41 am

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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Raphael Prime » Mon Mar 18, 2019 2:54 pm

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"I joked the bots had fled,
Now it looks even worse,
Is everybody dead?"

>:oP
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Also, :APPLAUSE: on the irish drinking song(thanks to whose line, i could actually hear it in my head lol)
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Whisper » Sun Sep 29, 2019 7:10 am

Raphael Prime wrote:"I joked the bots had fled,
Now it looks even worse,
Is everybody dead?"

>:oP
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Also, :APPLAUSE: on the irish drinking song(thanks to whose line, i could actually hear it in my head lol)


Been having results like this every weekend for months now. Is it even worth playing on a weekend if you have a high level con? :-?
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby ThunderThruster » Sun Sep 29, 2019 9:58 am

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I'm sure your one high level con is lonely considering the low level of the rest of squad.
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Whisper » Sun Sep 29, 2019 10:37 am

ThunderThruster wrote:I'm sure your one high level con is lonely considering the low level of the rest of squad.


They're retired. >:oP
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby ThunderThruster » Sun Sep 29, 2019 11:24 am

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I thought you said they were tired?
So was Jack O'Neill before doing 7 seasons as the leader of SG1!.
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Naked Magnus » Sun Sep 29, 2019 6:58 pm

I am still playing out of habit, though not as frequently as before. My entire team is now L11 except for one L10.

I created my last bot back in August of last year and it took 13 months to get him to L10. It goes a lot faster when there are higher level cons to fight. WHAAAAYYYYY back in the day it would take years to get to L10.
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Absolute Zero » Tue Oct 01, 2019 6:48 am

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Naked Magnus wrote:I am still playing out of habit, though not as frequently as before. My entire team is now L11 except for one L10.

I created my last bot back in August of last year and it took 13 months to get him to L10. It goes a lot faster when there are higher level cons to fight. WHAAAAYYYYY back in the day it would take years to get to L10.

I know right, almost like people in the lead were afraid to level up and generate more exp so they could get more in return...

Oh wait.
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Naked Magnus » Tue Oct 01, 2019 9:35 am

Absolute Zero wrote:
Naked Magnus wrote:I am still playing out of habit, though not as frequently as before. My entire team is now L11 except for one L10.

I created my last bot back in August of last year and it took 13 months to get him to L10. It goes a lot faster when there are higher level cons to fight. WHAAAAYYYYY back in the day it would take years to get to L10.

I know right, almost like people in the lead were afraid to level up and generate more exp so they could get more in return...

Oh wait.

I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Nope. Nada. Zip. Zero. Not ringing a bell at all. That sounds like crazy talk. Fake news is what I call it.
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby High Command » Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:20 pm

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I'm still chugging away at the missions. Not far off my team reqching their first billion xp.
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