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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Dragonslayer » Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:31 pm

Motto: "Howdy, dammit!"
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Sustain wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:
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Dragonslayer wrote:Sorry folks, but RF has been very crazy the last couple of weeks. Literally moved across the country (Texas to California, for those who care)


What part?

Palmdale, about an hour northeastish of LA.

Nice I'm from Anaheim, will be moving that way in June.

Sweet! Nice to know there is at least one XP generator opponent in my same time zone :-P
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Sustain » Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:36 pm

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Dragonslayer wrote:
Sustain wrote:
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Dragonslayer wrote:Sorry folks, but RF has been very crazy the last couple of weeks. Literally moved across the country (Texas to California, for those who care)


What part?

Palmdale, about an hour northeastish of LA.

Nice I'm from Anaheim, will be moving that way in June.

Sweet! Nice to know there is at least one XP generator opponent in my same time zone :-P

LOL! I know right, I'm on cali time now since this morning. But work take its toll, one of the reasons I'm moving the hell out of here.
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Servant of Light » Sun Mar 11, 2018 7:24 pm

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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Bun-Bun » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:01 am

Fair is fair

I can see you Bots are trying hard to put up a resritance and so...

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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby turbomagnus » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:00 am

Motto: "'In yon straight path a thousand may well be stopped by three,
Now who will stand on either hand and keep the bridge with me?'"
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Bun-Bun wrote:Fair is fair

I can see you Bots are trying hard to put up a resritance and so...



Now if we could just put up some resistance as well as 'resritance', that'd be even better... :P
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Bun-Bun » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:21 am

turbomagnus wrote:
Bun-Bun wrote:Fair is fair

I can see you Bots are trying hard to put up a resritance and so...



Now if we could just put up some resistance as well as 'resritance', that'd be even better... :P


Damn it! How DARE you point out any mistake I might make!

That's it. I'm done trying to be nice to you Bots.
From now on I come here only for total war, no friendly banter.

You're dead Turbo.
Your characters, Dead.
Your houseplants, Dead.
Your third grade teachers cat, Dead.

This epic online battle is fair too serious for your flippant attitude.
Do you not know?
We are all here for the holy purpose of smiting our enemies into the ground not to have fun or interact with people in any kind of positive way outside of strategic needs.


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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Redimus » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:28 am

Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."
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I don't care if I'm on the same side. I don't even care if I'm currently teamed up with him, I'm investing in a buttguard right now!
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby turbomagnus » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:31 am

Motto: "'In yon straight path a thousand may well be stopped by three,
Now who will stand on either hand and keep the bridge with me?'"
Weapon: Shotgun
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Your Care Bear on drugs does not scare me, Bun-Bun! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time! :P
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Psychout » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:39 am

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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Bun-Bun » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:46 am

One long lulzy post down the drain due to hitting the wrong button so yinz get the short version:

Red: Your anus is safe from me, I'm pretty sure NS already called it.

Turbo: We've already done Quest for the Holy Grail too many times lately. You're gonna need to try again.

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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Burn » Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:24 pm

Starting to think Psychout is phishing for a warning with his constant disregard for sig sizes.

Some people are probably still on dial-up you know. >:oP
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Psychout » Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:33 pm

Motto: "This post clearly was meant to offend, and if you are affected by it in any way please close your browser and discuss it with someone who knows not to take the internet seriously."
Weapon: Black Magic
Burn wrote:Starting to think Psychout is phishing for a warning with his constant disregard for sig sizes.

Some people are probably still on dial-up you know. >:oP

It's Red's fault, made me wear it.

It's not like I've got 12155 posts spaced out all over the site or anything.


Ah crap.



edit: Ctrl+F5. That better?
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby turbomagnus » Mon Mar 12, 2018 6:52 pm

Motto: "'In yon straight path a thousand may well be stopped by three,
Now who will stand on either hand and keep the bridge with me?'"
Weapon: Shotgun
Burn wrote:Some people are probably still on dial-up you know. >:oP



....Is that even moral, ethical, legal and physically possible anymore?
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Redimus » Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:32 pm

Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."
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In rural parts of the UK it's still very possible. It's very expensive to install broadband wires to one house halfway up a mountain. Presumably that goes for most other countries too.
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Sustain » Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:36 pm

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Pinkimus wrote:In rural parts of the UK it's still very possible. It's very expensive to install broadband wires to one house halfway up a mountain. Presumably that goes for most other countries too.

I'm sure that there are places that still use dialup, but I'm in the middle of the desert. We still have good net.
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Redimus » Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:51 pm

Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."
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Sustain wrote:
Pinkimus wrote:In rural parts of the UK it's still very possible. It's very expensive to install broadband wires to one house halfway up a mountain. Presumably that goes for most other countries too.

I'm sure that there are places that still use dialup, but I'm in the middle of the desert. We still have good net.


Middle of the desert, or in a town in the middle of the desert? It's not the remoteness that's the real issue, it's when you're remote and the only available customer.
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Rainmaker » Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:56 am

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My past self sadly made me an Autobot

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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Redimus » Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:05 am

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Have a word with Wingz. She knows all about grabbing xp from nowhere in vastly outnumbered missions.
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Bun-Bun » Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:07 am

Rainmaker wrote:My past self sadly made me an Autobot

:SG-BOTS:

An Autobot?

Named Rainmaker?

You don't perchance have a fleet of jets you can deploy into missions do you?
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Wingz » Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:45 am

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Rainmaker wrote:My past self sadly made me an Autobot

:SG-BOTS:


Pinkimus wrote:Have a word with Wingz. She knows all about grabbing xp from nowhere in vastly outnumbered missions.


Psst. You! Over here...Want a bigger xp pool? Have I got a formula for you! :KREMZEEK:

Hoping this is a "welcome back", though I haven't seen you in missions yet :lol:
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby ctrlFrequency » Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:49 am

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Bun-Bun wrote:One long lulzy post down the drain due to hitting the wrong button so yinz get the short version:


You said "yinz"....I haven't heard that one in a long time.... Pittsburgh area?
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Bun-Bun » Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:11 am

ctrlFrequency wrote:
Bun-Bun wrote:One long lulzy post down the drain due to hitting the wrong button so yinz get the short version:


You said "yinz"....I haven't heard that one in a long time.... Pittsburgh area?

Ain't like I dahntahn n'nat but yeah, Southwest PA ;)^
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby ctrlFrequency » Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:14 am

Motto: "Spy by trade, thief at spark"
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Bun-Bun wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:
Bun-Bun wrote:One long lulzy post down the drain due to hitting the wrong button so yinz get the short version:


You said "yinz"....I haven't heard that one in a long time.... Pittsburgh area?

Ain't like I dahntahn n'nat but yeah, Southwest PA ;)^


Woo!

I grew up in Erie. :)
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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Bun-Bun » Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:25 am

ctrlFrequency wrote:
Bun-Bun wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:
Bun-Bun wrote:One long lulzy post down the drain due to hitting the wrong button so yinz get the short version:


You said "yinz"....I haven't heard that one in a long time.... Pittsburgh area?

Ain't like I dahntahn n'nat but yeah, Southwest PA ;)^


Woo!

I grew up in Erie. :)

You know, all the years I've been here I've never made it the whole way up there. I usually only go up as far as 80.



Back "on Topic" before people complain...

Good work actually showing up today bots. It looks like you're even winning a few missions.

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Re: Wake up Autobots!

Postby Burn » Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:21 pm

ctrlFrequency wrote:I grew up

Did you really?
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