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News Credits: 12 · by **robofreak** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:49 pm

Prime Riblet wrote:Any zombie that runs is going to be possibly faster than me at this point. And that scares the bejebus out of me.

It's a good thing that you can't reanimate a corpse then.

News Credits: 2 · by **Twitchythe3rd** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:01 pm

Romero zombies. I've got the Zombie Survival Guide. I can't lose.

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:21 pm

Twitchythe3rd wrote:Romero zombies. I've got the Zombie Survival Guide. I can't lose.

Same here reading it right now >:oP

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:46 pm

SW's SilverHammer wrote:
Twitchythe3rd wrote:Romero zombies. I've got the Zombie Survival Guide. I can't lose.

Same here reading it right now

Pfft. Read it last year. >:oP

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:04 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:
SW's SilverHammer wrote:
Twitchythe3rd wrote:Romero zombies. I've got the Zombie Survival Guide. I can't lose.

Same here reading it right now

Pfft. Read it last year.

All right good for you at least were all on the somewhat same boat.

by **Treetop Maximus** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:31 am

Only noobs use survival handbooks. Pros use plants.

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:25 am

Alright so i just woke up so bear with me why is my clock broken on the floor? OH S**T. Alright while i get this person i found sleeping my living room floor out what is uh your Zombie plan. :HEADHURTS:

by **prowl123** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:37 am

Ever read HANDLING THE UNDEAD by John Adjvide Jindqvist?

That would be the kind of zombies I would face.

News Credits: 12 · by **robofreak** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:13 am

Treetop Maximus wrote:Only noobs use survival handbooks. Pros use plants.

No. Pros go around slinging 2 guns and swinging a large sword at supernatural freaks while listening to hard rock.

Didn't we learn anything from Dante people? >:oP

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:50 am

robofreak wrote:
Didn't we learn anything from Dante people?

exactly

Also If you ever meet a guy named Metal Head be careful it's not just a nickname and by that i mean when i tried to punch him in the face all the bones in my fingers froze Leaving my nose wide $%&@ing open. so if you meet him and if you can avenge me

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:55 am

Treetop Maximus wrote:Only noobs use survival handbooks. Pros use plants.

somewhat true however "Take this Brother may it Serve you well"

great now i have to change my motto

by **Praxus Prime** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:16 pm

I honestly wouldn't care what sort of zombies I'd have to face. My zombie plan is to take my sword and the M1 Carbine in my garage (plus plenty of ammo and maybe a handgun or two), hop in my jeep, and head right down the street to the abandoned watch-tower in the old civil war battlefield. I'd easily be able to say up there and wipe out any zombies that were headed to the tower, and since I don't eat much, I wouldn't have to really worry about food (there's plenty of deer and turkey around, and since I actually know how to use a sword, I'd say I'd be safe enough for close combat).

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:56 pm

Praxus Prime wrote:I honestly wouldn't care what sort of zombies I'd have to face. My zombie plan is to take my sword and the M1 Carbine in my garage (plus plenty of ammo and maybe a handgun or two), hop in my jeep, and head right down the street to the abandoned watch-tower in the old civil war battlefield. I'd easily be able to say up there and wipe out any zombies that were headed to the tower, and since I don't eat much, I wouldn't have to really worry about food (there's plenty of deer and turkey around, and since I actually know how to use a sword, I'd say I'd be safe enough for close combat).

My Escape plan is similar to Grif's, however I take the Magical Mystery bus as much guns food and warm clothing as i can and instead of Alaska i go to the Canadian Shield (It's Colder). And My team: Me, Myself, and I. My Battle Plan is secure the Building I live in (it's an Apartment)as well as food. Get to the top Floor, Destroy the stair cases and wait it out and attack when need be. I'm close to (the state Of) Washington so getting up to Canada Shouldn't be to hard.

News Credits: 1452 · by **Blurrz** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:39 pm

Slow zombies would be the best. The fast ones are a pain considering I'd have to rely on guns. Either way, we'd be ****. Probably find the closest Costco and try to survive in there.

Can't wait for that upcoming Pride and Prejudice and Zombies movie.

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:49 pm

Blurrz wrote:Can't wait for that upcoming Pride and Prejudice and Zombies movie.

That's a Movie?! :HEADHURTS:

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:24 pm

Twitchythe3rd wrote:Romero zombies. I've got the Zombie Survival Guide. I can't lose.

yup

News Credits: 103 · by **Cyber Bishop** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 5:38 pm

SW's SilverHammer wrote:
Praxus Prime wrote:I honestly wouldn't care what sort of zombies I'd have to face. My zombie plan is to take my sword and the M1 Carbine in my garage (plus plenty of ammo and maybe a handgun or two), hop in my jeep, and head right down the street to the abandoned watch-tower in the old civil war battlefield. I'd easily be able to say up there and wipe out any zombies that were headed to the tower, and since I don't eat much, I wouldn't have to really worry about food (there's plenty of deer and turkey around, and since I actually know how to use a sword, I'd say I'd be safe enough for close combat).

Only problem is the ROTLD zombies cannot be killed by headshots or dismemberment.. Only electricity.. You blow an arm off, and it comes after you..

News Credits: 1 · by **Optimus1138** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:06 pm

I'd rather face the Romero zombies, since they can't move very fast, and aren't intelligent or capable of communication. They also sound pretty easy to kill. Of course, if there were a zombie apocalypse, then preferably, I'd be well enough protected and heavily enough armed that it wouldn't matter which kind I was facing.

by **Praxus Prime** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:11 pm

Cyber Bishop wrote:Only problem is the ROTLD zombies cannot be killed by headshots or dismemberment.. Only electricity.. You blow an arm off, and it comes after you..

True, but still... can it really keep coming after me once it's nothing but a pile of pulp? And yeah, I'm with the tazer idea for that (or a pikachu...).

by **Praxus Prime** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:14 pm

Blurrz wrote:Probably find the closest Costco and try to survive in there.

While you would have enough supplies, I still think the whole idea of being alone in such an open space with only one real exit would be a little daunting... unless of course you brought a few people along.

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:49 pm

Praxus Prime wrote:
Blurrz wrote:Probably find the closest Costco and try to survive in there.

While you would have enough supplies, I still think the whole idea of being alone in such an open space with only one real exit would be a little daunting... unless of course you brought a few people along.

Oh Do me Next (Drink's Toilet Duck)He he ha

News Credits: 12 · by **robofreak** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:06 pm

Blurrz wrote:Slow zombies would be the best. The fast ones are a pain considering I'd have to rely on guns. Either way, we'd be **** Probably find the closest Costco and try to survive in there.

Can't wait for that upcoming Pride and Prejudice and Zombies movie.

Good thing I work at Costco. >:oP

by **Evil_the_Nub** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:20 pm

I'd hold up at a Lowes or Home Depot. There are weapons everywhere, high shelves you could climb on in case they get in, and plenty of seeds and soil to make a huge garden to keep yourself fed indefinitely.

News Credits: 402 · by **Mkall** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:09 am

I've never understood why people always think that the zombies are going to be the worst thing to fight in the Zombie apocalypse. It's obviously going to be rival gangs who want your stuff/shelter/women for their own survival that will prove to be the problem.

Personally I'm all for the romaro zombies. I can't fight worth a damn, but I got a solid head on my shoulders and can orginize people and materiel logistically. Ofcourse if I can't find a group of people that will accept me, I'll find the best way to kill myself so I don't come back as a zombie.

by **Praxus Prime** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:18 am

robofreak wrote:
Blurrz wrote:Slow zombies would be the best. The fast ones are a pain considering I'd have to rely on guns. Either way, we'd be **** Probably find the closest Costco and try to survive in there.

Can't wait for that upcoming Pride and Prejudice and Zombies movie.

Good thing I work at Costco.

YOU'RE DOOMED!