Dairycon 2015 Announced

Allegiance: Dairycon
Name: Windbreaker SBD
Function: Crack Patrol
Quote: "Pull my finger!"

Profile:
Windbreaker has never met a joke he didn't like, and of course, fart jokes are his favorite of all. Nicknamed "SBD" (Silent But Deadly), Windbreaker is very popular among his allies. His jokes keep his comrades loose on the battlefield, and entertained when off duty. Windbreaker is a lover of anything that can be called retro, so much so that he upgraded his alt mode to a classic 1970's Trans Am and installed a record player and a mini disco ball. Can often be seen speeding down the highway at night, his disco ball shining through his windows. Tends to overuse some classic words and phrases, especially exotic terms for, and relating to, flatulence; "Barn-Burner," "Booty-bomb," "Fire in the hole," etc.

Abilities:
In robot mode Windbreaker carries an incendiary acid rifle whose explosive blasts can dissolve the strongest materials on contact. In vehicle mode, the noxious fumes given off by his malfunctioning catalytic converter can interfere with other bots targeting systems and incapacitate most organic life forms. Windbreaker is among the fastest of all Dairycons. On flat terrain his speed can even create a sonic boom...of sorts...disorienting his enemies and occasionally his allies.

Weaknesses:
Human allies have been known to faint or feel lightheaded in close proximity to Windbreaker. His robotic brethren often disable their olfactory sensors around him due to his catalytic converter problem, leaving them vulnerable to certain types of chemical attacks that they would otherwise detect. His disco ball occasionally gives away his position during battle. Calling out different code names for his 'lethal weapon' don't always win him friends. "Hey! I got yer Target-Moo-ster right here!"

Dairycon 2015 Exclusive Revealed!

Excelsior, Moo Believers!

It's here! The first epic pictorial reveal of the DAIRYCON 2015 EXCLUSIVE WINDBREAKER has been released:



Not to be outdone, we've also discovered his bio:

DTF, The Dairyland Transfan Association

Allegiance: Dairycon
Name: Windbreaker SBD
Function: Crack Patrol
Quote: "Pull my finger!"

Profile:
Windbreaker has never met a joke he didn't like, and of course, fart jokes are his favorite of all. Nicknamed "SBD" (Silent But Deadly), Windbreaker is very popular among his allies. His jokes keep his comrades loose on the battlefield, and entertained when off duty. Windbreaker is a lover of anything that can be called retro, so much so that he upgraded his alt mode to a classic 1970's Trans Am and installed a record player and a mini disco ball. Can often be seen speeding down the highway at night, his disco ball shining through his windows. Tends to overuse some classic words and phrases, especially exotic terms for, and relating to, flatulence; "Barn-Burner," "Booty-bomb," "Fire in the hole," etc.

Abilities:
In robot mode Windbreaker carries an incendiary acid rifle whose explosive blasts can dissolve the strongest materials on contact. In vehicle mode, the noxious fumes given off by his malfunctioning catalytic converter can interfere with other bots targeting systems and incapacitate most organic life forms. Windbreaker is among the fastest of all Dairycons. On flat terrain his speed can even create a sonic boom...of sorts...disorienting his enemies and occasionally his allies.

Weaknesses:
Human allies have been known to faint or feel lightheaded in close proximity to Windbreaker. His robotic brethren often disable their olfactory sensors around him due to his catalytic converter problem, leaving them vulnerable to certain types of chemical attacks that they would otherwise detect. His disco ball occasionally gives away his position during battle. Calling out different code names for his 'lethal weapon' don't always win him friends. "Hey! I got yer Target-Moo-ster right here!"

WOW! This is definitely a toy 15 years in the making! Only DAIRYCON could have brought you this!

PREREGISTRATION is Now Open for Dairycon 2015!
DTF, The Dairyland Transfan Association

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