Garry Chalk and Richard Newman Read - The Night Before Christmas Beast Wars Edition

Is this book gonna be for sale? Coz I will buy the crap out of it.

But man, Gary Chalk is always such a cheerful loving man, I look forward every year to his Christmas Videos. And it’s awesome to see Richard Newman there too, his Rhinox Voice hasn’t aged a day!

I'm not fully convinced the book is gonna be a mass produced item rather than just something done for the fun of this video, but man, Garry Chalk does a half-decent impression of David Kaye's Megatron, yeeessss.

Little did we know, as the Preds took to their heels,
The bananas were rotten inside of their peels.
The energon, while at first seemingly harmless,
Emitted an odor that'd leave Waspinator armless.
White elephant gifts from a purple T-Rex.
As Rattrap put it, "They're Preds, whadja expect?!"
But Cheetor's, then Tigatron's, and even Rhinox's
Senses of humor reached levels most noxious.
They chuckled heartily at the gag gifts we earned,
And Airazor and myself joined the laughter most heard.
Rattrap and Dinobot, indifferent to the jest,
Strode off back to base, unwilling to fest.
But as I looked on with the other Maximals,
To Megatron, I wished "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal."

That was wonderful, Merry Christmas!