Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men

Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men

Friday, March 19th, 2010 12:32pm CDT

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Were you feeling lonely this past Valentine's Day? Do your best pickup lines never work? Are you looking for that little "something extra" to finally get the attention of ladies everywhere?

Well, have no fear, Hasbro is here! In what sounds like an early April Fool's Day joke (but isn't), Hasbro is actually getting into the cologne business Not only that, but they will be selling the only cologne that is "more than meets the eye." Or is that "more than meets the nose?"

You may order your very own Transformers cologne (available in Optimus Prime and Bumblebee varieties) by clicking here!

For continuing coverage on a wide variety of Transformers products, keep visiting Seibertron.com, the ultimate Transformers resource!

Credit(s): Hasbro, fragrancenet.com


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Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1055988)
Posted by Mkall on March 19th, 2010 @ 12:35pm CDT
Choose from 2 flavours!

Rusty Mech or Oily Lubricant! Buy your's today!

I see Botcon being a far smellier place this year...
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1055993)
Posted by Seibertron on March 19th, 2010 @ 12:42pm CDT
Wouldn't this smell a little bit like "oil" or a grease monkey after a long day of work?
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1055995)
Posted by GuyIncognito on March 19th, 2010 @ 1:01pm CDT
Seibertron wrote:Wouldn't this smell a little bit like "oil" or a grease monkey after a long day of work?


Some girls may find that hot and sexy. In my experience, most girls like guys to smell "manly", with a little deodorant and maybe some aftershave, but they don't really like cologne.

Anyway, couldn't they have at least packaged it in a transforming package or something? Or put it in a TF-shaped squirt bottle?
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1055997)
Posted by Elvaan on March 19th, 2010 @ 1:04pm CDT
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Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056006)
Posted by ConBotFormer on March 19th, 2010 @ 1:46pm CDT
Uhm...okay...what next? TransFormers condoms. Mega Big, Optimum Performance, Prime Pleasure, Star Screamer and the Devastator! ;)

And then Hasbro will come out with a little TransForming blue pill for the, "fallen" :lol: ...They can call it, the AllGasim. :lol:
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056014)
Posted by Liftgate on March 19th, 2010 @ 1:58pm CDT
"I see Botcon being a far smellier place this year..."


Oh god, don't say that! I hate perfumes and colognes, they reek and give me a headache. Many workplaces are even banning them, that should give an idea of how many people this crap actually irritates. As far as girls go, most girls I've ever talked to or overheard despise cologne (sorry AXE guys, Old Spice men, and you too celebrity brand stink wearers) and think it's generally something guys with poor hygiene slather on to cover up their funk. I know my girlfriend always has a snide comment when she walks past a guy stinking of cologne, so there's another one.


I think transformers probably smell like stainless steel (yes, it has a scent) and perhaps oil. The smellier ones probably stink like transmission fluid and old grease, but that's just speculation.
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056020)
Posted by --B-- on March 19th, 2010 @ 2:24pm CDT
*Biggest, loudest facepalm ever*
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056047)
Posted by Zeds on March 19th, 2010 @ 3:35pm CDT
Elvaan wrote:Image


LMFAO! That pretty much represents my reaction! Who is steering this Titanic towards the iceberg?
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056061)
Posted by Chaoslock on March 19th, 2010 @ 4:23pm CDT
Well, since there allready was a toothbrush and shampoo made for the Bayformers....

OK, the only reason I'm not surprised is, there was allready something similar made for Star Trek, the Red Shirt cologne (which is just brilliant idea)
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056063)
Posted by mechabooks on March 19th, 2010 @ 4:24pm CDT
Anybody for some radiator coolant? Transmission fluid maybe? This is ridiculous. :BANG_HEAD:
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056094)
Posted by megatonlover on March 19th, 2010 @ 5:57pm CDT
ConBotFormer wrote:Uhm...okay...what next? TransFormers condoms. Mega Big, Optimum Performance, Prime Pleasure, Star Screamer and the Devastator! ;)

And then Hasbro will come out with a little TransForming blue pill for the, "fallen" :lol: ...They can call it, the AllGasim. :lol:



LOL!!!!! XD :APPLAUSE: :APPLAUSE: :APPLAUSE: :APPLAUSE: That made my day!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056096)
Posted by Zombie Starscream on March 19th, 2010 @ 6:02pm CDT
Theyll probably call it "Mecha Musk."

"Men, now is your chance to smell like a robot. You'll have an odor that goes along with your personality." :-?
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056097)
Posted by Bouncy X on March 19th, 2010 @ 6:04pm CDT
the funniest part is the price.

like its not sad enough they actually made a transformers cologne, but its under 20 dollars? yeah....i don't think so tim. lol
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056101)
Posted by DevastaTTor on March 19th, 2010 @ 6:19pm CDT
Repent, repent, the apacolypse is upon us!

Transfomers has just jumped the shark.
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056104)
Posted by Brakethrough on March 19th, 2010 @ 6:26pm CDT
Please, please, please call it "Old Spike".
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056118)
Posted by SoundwavePrime on March 19th, 2010 @ 6:59pm CDT
What the f is wrong with hasbro they will make stupid calongne but no condoms whats wrong with them :BOOM: lol but seriously what were they thinking :BANG_HEAD:
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056123)
Posted by Chaoslock on March 19th, 2010 @ 7:12pm CDT
Brakethrough wrote:Please, please, please call it "Old Spike".


:shock:

For some reason, that sounds just wrong... :lol:
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056126)
Posted by Solrac333 on March 19th, 2010 @ 7:24pm CDT
:-$ I'm gonna put it on my balls.
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056141)
Posted by nemesis-prime on March 19th, 2010 @ 8:28pm CDT
:SICK:
Re: Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men (1056147)
Posted by Zeds on March 19th, 2010 @ 8:47pm CDT
omega666 wrote::-$ I'm gonna put it on my balls.


Sounding like Cleveland from Family Guy: "That's just nasty!"

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