HMW Tournament:The Silent Night - 22nd Dec to 2nd Jan
Thursday, December 15th, 2011 8:31AM CST
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making a profit out of a crisis.
- Good evening. I'm Zombie Cheerleader
- And I'm the other one. Tonight we bring you a special report on Decahex, and the increasing levels of violence in the region that may or may not be as a result of the collapse of Cybertrons last remaining energon mine. We now pass you over to Hazard, our expendable reporter who we only send to the really dangerous places:- Hazard there, reporting bravely from a long way way behind the front lines.did I do to deserve this? Last time I sign anything Psychout tells me t-*Gah! That was close!* What?? Oh, I'm here on the outskirts of Decahex mine 4 which, until last week, was the last remaining active mine on Cybertron. Accident investigators have now fled the scene, but their initial findings point to a deliberate act of sabota*AAARGH!!*. Phew. Despite the mines extensive security and the region being demilitarised many centuries ago it is certainly clear that whoever was able to get in here had high level clearance and good knowledge of explosives. Naturally, both factions want to ensure that whatever remains of the mines ore is taken for their purposes and so there has been fierce fighting all over the zone with many casualties, mostly accident investigators. Outposts from both factions have now called for reinforcements and the way tensions are escalating it would appear- *WOAH!! that was too close! Someone tell these idiots to stop shooting at u-* Ahem. Now, nowhere is safe in this region. Both factions have fortified various entrances to the mine and have dug in deep in preparation and are heavily armed. It is going to be a long battle, and *HEY! WATCH IT, JOURNALIST!!*
...I'm getting the hell out of here!
- With the destruction of Mine 4, most supply routes across Cybertron have been heavily disrupted so we decided to check in on Iacon's barracks, where various Autobot commanders have reported in after last weekends neural upgrade request. We now go live to Prowl as he gives his soldiers another briefing on the situation...- Ah, we'll just leave that there.As you all know, the field test will in Decahex next week and these units will be fitted in the next few days. You will relieve the security and investigation teams, allowing them to establish exactly who is responsible for the mines destruction, hopefully by recovering the real security tapes and not the faked one those idiots at WarPorn News have been broadcasting. No one here thinks it's a coincidence that only a 'senator' would have access to the mine schemat
- And finally, we have a statement from Starscream, who has taken time out from his usual deliveries to bring us this message:- So there you have it - 4 days left to report in for the upgrade, and reinforcements will be deployed in a week. Hmmm. Does any one here think that not broadcasting all these details publicly might prevent a lot of the bloodshed and violence or could maybe help bring peace to our crippled planet?Decepticons, you have 4 days left to to upgrade your Neural Scanners before we head out to take what's left of Decahex for the Decepticon empire. I don't need to tell you how important this mine is to our cause. So remember, Megatron does not tolerate failure and neither shall I!
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Posted by #Sideways# on December 15th, 2011 @ 12:20pm CST
If not, sign me up!
Posted by Psychout on December 15th, 2011 @ 2:13pm CST
#Sideways# wrote:I'm already signed up, right?
If not, sign me up!
Good lad. Drop a link to your team into the Sign-ups thread for us and we'll add you to the list. Welcome to the hunt! It all kicks off next Thursday.
Posted by Phaze on December 16th, 2011 @ 1:33pm CST
_Anshin_ wrote:Phaze wrote:Whats that smell oh yeah a wiff of overconfidence mixed with the distinctive aroma of about to fail
i might loose but i'll go down fighting
Well I have a killer toaster and a killer squirrel on my team and I am willing to bet 100 energon that neither you or Sustain have ever defeated Burn or Psychout in the past few months.
interms of kills didn't i just beat him on this weeks xp games or was i mistaken as for burn dunno he don't play games he goes for the throat
Posted by Burn on December 16th, 2011 @ 2:14pm CST
And I don't go for the throat. My bots tend to beat things up and let others get the kills. Quite annoying at times but I do tend to hog the xp.
Posted by _Anshin_ on December 16th, 2011 @ 2:20pm CST
Wasn't a real brag I just like the toaster and the squirrel... If we could only get a moose alt now.
Posted by Burn on December 16th, 2011 @ 2:25pm CST
Posted by Phaze on December 16th, 2011 @ 2:37pm CST
It all started in the Xp Games thread Sutain suggested that we team up and stomp bots in the Silent Night Tourney. Anshin couldn't find any decent help on the Bot side so took dibs on your good self and Psyke
Posted by Burn on December 16th, 2011 @ 2:44pm CST
Posted by _Anshin_ on December 16th, 2011 @ 2:46pm CST
Burn wrote:You do realize I have no idea what the **** you're on about right?
Its ok. I am use to it. Besides As long as he delivers, I don't care about his ego!
Posted by Burn on December 16th, 2011 @ 2:46pm CST
Your challenge - Stasis lock the squirrel as many times as possible.
My challenge - Score as many 100% strafes as possible.
Posted by Phaze on December 16th, 2011 @ 2:54pm CST
Posted by _Anshin_ on December 16th, 2011 @ 3:46pm CST
Burn wrote:Let's play a little game Anshin, should be interesting.
Your challenge - Stasis lock the squirrel as many times as possible.
My challenge - Score as many 100% strafes as possible.
Gah.. I think you may win. That squirrel is my nemesis on your team. I think Catalyst is the only other one that does more damage to me... but I'm down.
Game on.
Posted by Phaze on December 16th, 2011 @ 4:13pm CST
_Anshin_ wrote:Burn wrote:Let's play a little game Anshin, should be interesting.
Your challenge - Stasis lock the squirrel as many times as possible.
My challenge - Score as many 100% strafes as possible.
Gah.. I think you may win. That squirrel is my nemesis on your team. I think Catalyst is the only other one that does more damage to me... but I'm down.
Game on.
you agreed and you didn't even hear his terms
Posted by Burn on December 16th, 2011 @ 5:08pm CST
_Anshin_ wrote:Gah.. I think you may win.
I thought I was handing the victory to you actually.
As far as terms go, there are none. I've been getting a few 100% strafes lately, I founded the 100% Strafe Club, I'm probably it's most prolific member, but I'd like to prove that to MYSELF and this is an added incentive to do so.
Posted by Phaze on December 17th, 2011 @ 11:42am CST
_Anshin_ wrote:Eh either way, Phaze and Sustain teamed up for the Wintereen games, so I took you and Psychout because I knew they couldn't defeat the toaster and the squirrel.
Wasn't a real brag I just like the toaster and the squirrel... If we could only get a moose alt now.
I was just thinking teaming with Sustains not so bad endless supply of Pie as well as a decent bunch of cons to run with
Posted by Name_Violation on December 17th, 2011 @ 4:15pm CST
Posted by Burn on December 17th, 2011 @ 4:22pm CST
Enjoy the news update.
Posted by Name_Violation on December 17th, 2011 @ 4:33pm CST
Burn wrote:blah blah blergle blergle blah.
Enjoy the news update.
actually, i did enjoy it quite a bit
Is there a "prize" for this tourney?
Posted by Burn on December 17th, 2011 @ 4:52pm CST
Name_Violation wrote:Is there a "prize" for this tourney?
A very touching and moving story.
Posted by Name_Violation on December 17th, 2011 @ 5:02pm CST
Posted by Burn on December 17th, 2011 @ 5:05pm CST
Posted by DISCHARGE on December 17th, 2011 @ 6:21pm CST
Just some in character ribbing. Sarcasm doesn't translate well here for whatever reason.
Posted by Overwatch on December 17th, 2011 @ 7:04pm CST
Name_Violation wrote:lol, i should team up with either Fodder or Overwatch....
when I was at work I was thinking about the team idea, and my first thought was team up with N_V or EIF. Weird.
Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:Is there a "prize" for this tourney?
A very touching and moving story.
You aren't going to make us watch slides from your childhood again are you?
Posted by Phaze on December 17th, 2011 @ 7:14pm CST
Overwatch wrote:Name_Violation wrote:lol, i should team up with either Fodder or Overwatch....
when I was at work I was thinking about the team idea, and my first thought was team up with N_V or EIF. Weird.Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:Is there a "prize" for this tourney?
A very touching and moving story.
You aren't going to make us watch slides from your childhood again are you?
or Worse holiday slides
Posted by DISCHARGE on December 17th, 2011 @ 7:24pm CST
I can't wait to see the childhood holiday slides. I hope they are shown on the IMAX in 3D narrated by William Shatner, that will prove excitement!
Posted by Burn on December 17th, 2011 @ 7:46pm CST
Overwatch wrote:You aren't going to make us watch slides from your childhood again are you?
No, I have a special surprise for you.
Posted by Overwatch on December 17th, 2011 @ 8:10pm CST
Burn wrote:Overwatch wrote:You aren't going to make us watch slides from your childhood again are you?
No, I have a special surprise for you.
Ok, I'm ready
Posted by Burn on December 17th, 2011 @ 8:15pm CST
Those that have seen the pictures of Sustain and Dynamax's wedding night (and i'm talking about AFTER the reception) have never been the same since ...
Posted by slip on December 17th, 2011 @ 8:19pm CST
Burn wrote:Overwatch wrote:You aren't going to make us watch slides from your childhood again are you?
No, I have a special surprise for you.
Let me guess it's gonna be like that episode Changing Gears. Burn is gonna be nice to everyone.
"happy to oblidge but i don't know why"
Posted by Overwatch on December 17th, 2011 @ 8:23pm CST
Burn wrote:Are you? Are you really?
Those that have seen the pictures of Sustain and Dynamax's wedding night (and i'm talking about AFTER the reception) have never been the same since ...
You wouldn't...
You're bluffing....
Oh how I hope you're bluffing
Posted by Burn on December 17th, 2011 @ 8:24pm CST
Posted by Overwatch on December 17th, 2011 @ 10:36pm CST
Posted by Burn on December 17th, 2011 @ 11:01pm CST
Grab some popcorn ...
Posted by steve2275 on December 18th, 2011 @ 3:47am CST
Bristleback wrote:Absolute Zero wrote:Bristleback wrote:Absolute Zero wrote:Bristleback wrote:Wait what?
Sign up?
For FREE?!?
Oh some new tech thing eh? Hmm okay then maybe it'll be worth it, not like we weren't going to be scrapping Bots anyway, Mayhem Reserves signing up...
...this is a short term contract right?
Oh no, you're locked in for life when you sign a contract with Warporn Industries. <.< >.> I hear they take your spark too. It's in the fine print.
Hmmm do i even have one of those? Maybe i left it in the other safe?
If not, I also hear they have a great spark transplantation plan. You might end up liking pink afterwards though.
Nothing wrong with a bit of pink.
bret "the hit man" hart
comes to mind
Posted by steve2275 on December 18th, 2011 @ 4:22am CST
Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:Is there a "prize" for this tourney?
A very touching and moving story.
as told by kup?
Posted by Psychout on December 18th, 2011 @ 4:33am CST
steve2275 wrote:Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:Is there a "prize" for this tourney?
A very touching and moving story.
as told by kup?
and saucer.
Have updated the first post of the sign ups thread.
We have 16 bots and 18 cons signed up, thnaks guys! There are even one or two names that are new to me so welcome to the game all.
Sign ups close Monday so if you guys know of any others who you think might be interested and have a team give them a yell!
(And has anyone seen Jack Hallows? I was hoping he would join up. That guy was hilarious)
Posted by slip on December 18th, 2011 @ 5:47am CST
Psychout wrote:steve2275 wrote:Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:Is there a "prize" for this tourney?
A very touching and moving story.
as told by kup?
and saucer.
Have updated the first post of the sign ups thread.
We have 16 bots and 18 cons signed up, thnaks guys! There are even one or two names that are new to me so welcome to the game all.
Sign ups close Monday so if you guys know of any others who you think might be interested and have a team give them a yell!
(And has anyone seen Jack Hallows? I was hoping he would join up. That guy was hilarious)
well saw him here then here
oh found him again
Then Burn started showing up.
Posted by Psychout on December 18th, 2011 @ 11:53am CST
Sign-ups will close on Monday night/Tuesday morning so if you guys know anyone else who might like to join, now's the time to send them a PM and get them in here.
Its gonna be 2 weeks of mine-wrecking carnage!
Posted by Burn on December 18th, 2011 @ 1:52pm CST
slip wrote:Psychout wrote:steve2275 wrote:Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:Is there a "prize" for this tourney?
A very touching and moving story.
as told by kup?
and saucer.
Have updated the first post of the sign ups thread.
We have 16 bots and 18 cons signed up, thnaks guys! There are even one or two names that are new to me so welcome to the game all.
Sign ups close Monday so if you guys know of any others who you think might be interested and have a team give them a yell!
(And has anyone seen Jack Hallows? I was hoping he would join up. That guy was hilarious)
well saw him here then here
oh found him again
Then Burn started showing up.
Don't blame me for this one, Psychout's the one that chased him off with his bullying!
Posted by Phaze on December 18th, 2011 @ 2:12pm CST
Burn wrote:slip wrote:Psychout wrote:steve2275 wrote:Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:Is there a "prize" for this tourney?
A very touching and moving story.
as told by kup?
and saucer.
Have updated the first post of the sign ups thread.
We have 16 bots and 18 cons signed up, thnaks guys! There are even one or two names that are new to me so welcome to the game all.
Sign ups close Monday so if you guys know of any others who you think might be interested and have a team give them a yell!
(And has anyone seen Jack Hallows? I was hoping he would join up. That guy was hilarious)
well saw him here then here
oh found him again
Then Burn started showing up.
Don't blame me for this one, Psychout's the one that chased him off with his bullying!
Well he did start it Psyke just finished it
Posted by Burn on December 18th, 2011 @ 2:25pm CST
Posted by slip on December 18th, 2011 @ 2:43pm CST
Burn wrote:Hey others have started it with me as well and i've finished it and i'll be damned if i'm going to be considered the only bully Mod around here!
You got that right. What with that Sustain throwing fish n chips and pies at you.
What a meanie.
Posted by Burn on December 18th, 2011 @ 3:00pm CST
Posted by Phaze on December 18th, 2011 @ 5:35pm CST
Burn wrote:She's a big ol poopie head.
Who is supplying me with pies in order to team up for the silent night clobberings
Posted by slip on December 18th, 2011 @ 6:15pm CST
Phaze wrote:Burn wrote:She's a big ol poopie head.
Who is supplying me with pies in order to team up for the silent night clobberings
Mmmmhhh cobbler
Posted by -Soundwave- on December 18th, 2011 @ 9:14pm CST
Posted by slip on December 18th, 2011 @ 11:03pm CST
Sustain wrote:I should add more to my sig so it gets around more.
On the first day of Consxmas, Sustain gave to Burn A Drop Bear In a eucalyptus Tree.
Posted by Phaze on December 19th, 2011 @ 7:16am CST
slip wrote:Sustain wrote:I should add more to my sig so it gets around more.
On the first day of Consxmas Sustain gave to Burn A Drop Bear In a eucalyptus Tree.
Now you make sustain sound like an eating machine calling her Consxmas
Posted by slip on December 19th, 2011 @ 6:04pm CST
Phaze wrote:slip wrote:Sustain wrote:I should add more to my sig so it gets around more.
On the first day of Consxmas Sustain gave to Burn A Drop Bear In a eucalyptus Tree.
Now you make sustain sound like an eating machine calling her Consxmas
Nope i'm the Decepticon eating machine. Tonight at work my dinner will be a bacon cheeseburger sandwiched between two grilled cheeses.
Posted by Phaze on December 19th, 2011 @ 6:17pm CST
slip wrote:Phaze wrote:slip wrote:Sustain wrote:I should add more to my sig so it gets around more.
On the first day of Consxmas Sustain gave to Burn A Drop Bear In a eucalyptus Tree.
Now you make sustain sound like an eating machine calling her Consxmas
Nope i'm the Decepticon eating machine. Tonight at work my dinner will be a bacon cheeseburger sandwiched between two grilled cheeses.
Meh sounds like a light snack