Blurrz wrote:Hey girl, I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
You know it's Christmas and my circuitry is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my crotch in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A fembot like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my crotch in a box, my crotch in a box girl
It's my crotch in a box, my crotch in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin'
And I got just the one, something to show you that you are second to none
To all the bots out there with fembots to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your crotch in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my crotch in a box...my crotch in a box girl
It's my crotch in a box, my crotch in a box girl
Christmas; crotch in a box
Hanukkah; crotch in a box
Kwanzaa; a crotch in a box
Every single holiday a crotch in a box
Over at your parent's house a crotch in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a crotch in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a crotch in a box
A crotch in a box, a crotch in a box, a crotch in a box...
You watch too much SNL, lol. Oh wait, I mean, I have no idea where you got that from, uh yeah.
