New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime

Transformers News: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime

Tuesday, August 13th, 2019 10:46am CDT

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Are you in Japan? Are you hungering for your choice of a burger or nuggets, small fries or fruit, and a small drink? Do you have a hidden shadow Transformers collection of Happy Meals toys that you keep mostly on the down low out of fear of being judged by your fellow collectors? Oh don't worry, we all have those, you're amongst friends here. And right now if you're an aficionado of the Kid's Meal accessory flair then this will be of interest to you. McDonald’s Japan has posted to their website an update of their upcoming Happy Meal promotion called Happy Set All Star.
Transformers News: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime

To beat the summer heat these 'all stars' are water shooting squirt guns in the shape of popular characters from various Japanese franchises like Shinkalion, Hyper Rescue, and of course, Transformers in the form of a chibi Optimus Prime! Who squirts! Um, from his, lower...area. Optimus squirts his mighty stream at a blank Autobot insignia that reveals the familiar red face of Auto-embarrassment as our noble fearless hero in red and blue drains himself on the Autobrand. Leave the reverence at the door people.
Transformers News: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime

Transformers News: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime


Also shown on the website are little squirt gun versions of popular Takara train sets the 923 Doctor Yellow, the C12 Steam Locomotive, and also a Nissan NV350 Caravan Ambulance and a UD Trucks Quon mixer truck. What's interesting to note about these last two vehicles is they look remarkably like Takara Diaclone originals shown below. These were the original versions of G1 classics Ratchet and Mixmaster.
Transformers News: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime

Transformers News: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime


There's even a commercial showing off Optimus' deluge destroyer:

The website says the promotion will run from August 16th to August 22nd. If you're in the area and in the market for a tasty treat and a suggestive squirt gun then happy hunting fellow Seibertronians! Post your thoughts in the forum and as always stay tuned to Seibertron for the ultimate in Transformers news!

Credit(s): McDonald's Japan


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Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034359)
Posted by Cobotron on August 13th, 2019 @ 11:12am CDT
Stargrave wrote:... Optimus squirts his mighty stream ... fearless hero in red and blue drains himself on the Autobrand.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Best thing I've read all day!!!

I so want this Baby Prime Goes Wee Wee doll! :APPLAUSE: :lol:

since it looks like these represent a multitude of Tak/Tom properties, I wonder if the ambulance and other vehicles are actually from this line?
Tomica
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034377)
Posted by william-james88 on August 13th, 2019 @ 12:53pm CDT
Cobotron wrote:
since it looks like these represent a multitude of Tak/Tom properties, I wonder if the ambulance and other vehicles are actually from this line?
Tomica


I personally preffer to imagine them as an homage to their diaclone toys of the past.
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034382)
Posted by JelZe GoldRabbit on August 13th, 2019 @ 1:08pm CDT
They're Tomica-branded, Tomica's licenses has helped facilitate the ones for Masterpiece :)

So we have Plarail, Tomica, Shinkalion, Transformers and Hyper Rescue. Nice variety of brands.
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034387)
Posted by Cobotron on August 13th, 2019 @ 1:22pm CDT
william-james88 wrote:
Cobotron wrote:
since it looks like these represent a multitude of Tak/Tom properties, I wonder if the ambulance and other vehicles are actually from this line?
Tomica


I personally preffer to imagine them as an homage to their diaclone toys of the past.
Well I do too! Good thing we have functioning imaginations! ;)^
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034390)
Posted by Stargrave on August 13th, 2019 @ 1:27pm CDT
I tried and tried to avoid innuendo but after I rewrote it so many times I just gave into the stream. Sometimes man, they just write themselves. :lol: I’m writing saying aloud this is not my doing you know I blame McDonald’sgrumblegrumble...robblerobble...
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034392)
Posted by Cobotron on August 13th, 2019 @ 1:31pm CDT
Stargrave wrote:grumblegrumble...robblerobble...
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034396)
Posted by blackeyedprime on August 13th, 2019 @ 1:38pm CDT
Hahaha I had a hard enough time asking for a Giga Mac in Kyoto so I'm glad I didnt have to ask for a happy meal with a Peeing Prime :P
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034400)
Posted by Sabrblade on August 13th, 2019 @ 1:59pm CDT
Stargrave wrote:I tried and tried to avoid innuendo but after I rewrote it so many times I just gave into the stream.
Mmhmm. /:)
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034420)
Posted by carytheone on August 13th, 2019 @ 4:03pm CDT
R Kelly Prime ... too soon?
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034438)
Posted by D-Maximal_Primal on August 13th, 2019 @ 5:26pm CDT
Sabrblade wrote:
Stargrave wrote:I tried and tried to avoid innuendo but after I rewrote it so many times I just gave into the stream.
Mmhmm. /:)

Just whatever you do, don't cross the streams
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034439)
Posted by Sabrblade on August 13th, 2019 @ 5:29pm CDT
D-Maximal_Primal wrote:
Sabrblade wrote:
Stargrave wrote:I tried and tried to avoid innuendo but after I rewrote it so many times I just gave into the stream.
Mmhmm. /:)

Just whatever you do, don't cross the streams
When in doubt, use a separate urinal. ;)
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034441)
Posted by D-Maximal_Primal on August 13th, 2019 @ 5:33pm CDT
Sabrblade wrote:
D-Maximal_Primal wrote:
Sabrblade wrote:
Stargrave wrote:I tried and tried to avoid innuendo but after I rewrote it so many times I just gave into the stream.
Mmhmm. /:)

Just whatever you do, don't cross the streams
When in doubt, use a separate urinal. ;)
But what if it's just one long metal urinal?
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034460)
Posted by william-james88 on August 13th, 2019 @ 6:30pm CDT
carytheone wrote:R Kelly Prime ... too soon?

:lol: Both can be found at Mcdonalds.
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034471)
Posted by Stargrave on August 13th, 2019 @ 7:14pm CDT
Killin’ me here :lol: :lol: :lol:
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034489)
Posted by TulioDude on August 13th, 2019 @ 9:26pm CDT
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034508)
Posted by -Kanrabat- on August 14th, 2019 @ 4:40am CDT
Inappropriate jokes aside, it's too bad there's no Beast Wars line right now. Because back in the day, several Beast Wars figures DID have a water squirter integrated as a gimmick. Megatron and that Cobra guy coming to mind.

So it's a missed opportunity for those Mc toys.
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034572)
Posted by JelZe GoldRabbit on August 14th, 2019 @ 4:20pm CDT
-Kanrabat- wrote:Inappropriate jokes aside, it's too bad there's no Beast Wars line right now. Because back in the day, several Beast Wars figures DID have a water squirter integrated as a gimmick. Megatron and that Cobra guy coming to mind.

So it's a missed opportunity for those Mc toys.


Ultra Megatron, Jetstorm and BW Neo Colada. :)
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034582)
Posted by william-james88 on August 14th, 2019 @ 5:31pm CDT
JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:
-Kanrabat- wrote:Inappropriate jokes aside, it's too bad there's no Beast Wars line right now. Because back in the day, several Beast Wars figures DID have a water squirter integrated as a gimmick. Megatron and that Cobra guy coming to mind.

So it's a missed opportunity for those Mc toys.


Ultra Megatron, Jetstorm and BW Neo Colada. :)

Yall forgot about Cheetor, FOR SHAME!
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034584)
Posted by JelZe GoldRabbit on August 14th, 2019 @ 5:58pm CDT
william-james88 wrote:
JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:
-Kanrabat- wrote:Inappropriate jokes aside, it's too bad there's no Beast Wars line right now. Because back in the day, several Beast Wars figures DID have a water squirter integrated as a gimmick. Megatron and that Cobra guy coming to mind.

So it's a missed opportunity for those Mc toys.


Ultra Megatron, Jetstorm and BW Neo Colada. :)

Yall forgot about Cheetor, FOR SHAME!


I'd rather not think about squirting guts :lol:
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (2034588)
Posted by Sabrblade on August 14th, 2019 @ 6:19pm CDT
JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:
-Kanrabat- wrote:Inappropriate jokes aside, it's too bad there's no Beast Wars line right now. Because back in the day, several Beast Wars figures DID have a water squirter integrated as a gimmick. Megatron and that Cobra guy coming to mind.

So it's a missed opportunity for those Mc toys.


Ultra Megatron, Jetstorm and BW Neo Colada. :)
I thought he meant Quickstrike.

Also, there's Torca.

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