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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Gonshyk

Gonshyk has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus Prime pointing

"And I ask you to stay Stirlitz."

Sari stands next to a dead Optimus Prime

Sari: And who is now sleeping Beauty?

Autobots raising their hands

-Comrades-alcoholics, spongers! Who want to work today?
-Alcohol-plant did not send work orders today.
-All hands instantly went down ...

Sentinel Prime looks over Jazz

Sentinel: Vividly, pulled your hand from under the table!

Scrapper talking to Sari

Scrapper: Ratchet is scary. He has syringe with the needle of unfuckwithable size!
Sari: Really?!

Optimus surprised by what Sari said

OP: Sari, tell me honestly, am I a bad example for the Bumblebee? I will not survive if it is true!

Brawn and Huffer talking

Huffer:Do you even know, bitch that you stepped on my pet peeve?!

Sentinel Prime talks to Perceptor and Alpha Trion

Sentinel to Persepter:
Only you and you alone can thrill me like you do,
And to fill my heart with love for only you.

Scrapper buried in snow next to Sari

Sari: Bad, bad Scrapper, I know that you like me very much, but you have to be modest! This is a children's cartoon!

Nanosec face-to-face with Optimus Prime

Nanosec: It's like rigid endoscopy, not so scary like you think.

Trypticon and Metroplex share a moment

-Do not worry so much. You will be cured and I will be cured, too. Tripticon simply had no idea with which virus he was infected, and which bestowed his friend. That was STD...

Prowl and the Autobots

They did it again! They planted pin on to my chair!

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