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"And I ask you to stay Stirlitz."

Mar 3, 2013

Sari stands next to a dead Optimus Prime

Sari: And who is now sleeping Beauty?

Oct 9, 2012

-Comrades-alcoholics, spongers! Who want to work today?
-Alcohol-plant did not send work orders today.
-All hands instantly went down ...

Sep 26, 2012

Sentinel: Vividly, pulled your hand from under the table!

Sep 18, 2012

Scrapper: Ratchet is scary. He has syringe with the needle of unfuckwithable size!
Sari: Really?!

Sep 11, 2012

OP: Sari, tell me honestly, am I a bad example for the Bumblebee? I will not survive if it is true!

Sep 4, 2012

Huffer:Do you even know, bitch that you stepped on my pet peeve?!

Aug 14, 2012

Sentinel Prime talks to Perceptor and Alpha Trion

Sentinel to Persepter:
Only you and you alone can thrill me like you do,
And to fill my heart with love for only you.

Aug 7, 2012

Sari: Bad, bad Scrapper, I know that you like me very much, but you have to be modest! This is a children's cartoon!

Aug 4, 2012

Nanosec: It's like rigid endoscopy, not so scary like you think.

Jul 24, 2012

-Do not worry so much. You will be cured and I will be cured, too. Tripticon simply had no idea with which virus he was infected, and which bestowed his friend. That was STD...

Jul 12, 2012

They did it again! They planted pin on to my chair!

Jul 6, 2012

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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